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Types of Women

Types Of Women

HARD-DISK Woman:

She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:

They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:

Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:

Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:

She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:

She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:

Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she

comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............


Posted on 4/13/2004 4:49:10 PM
every woman is doing her job perfactly
Posted on 4/14/2004 8:27:00 PM
specialy VIRUS woman
Posted on 4/15/2004 5:29:13 AM
CD-ROM Woman:

She is always faster and faster.

Posted on 4/16/2004 10:09:37 AM
im a virus woman
Posted on 4/16/2004 9:16:56 PM
women sux
Posted on 4/17/2004 12:59:42 AM
SALL:
im a virus woman


No You are a Virus ! yeh Kab Kahan ore Kis waqt Attack kerta hay?
Posted on 4/17/2004 10:32:21 AM
SALL:
im a virus woman
YOU ARE 1000% RITE........
Posted on 4/17/2004 6:24:22 PM
SALL:
im a virus woman



kis badnaseeb k hisay ka virus ho
Posted on 4/18/2004 3:28:54 PM
abayyyyyy.. virus hu par not a harmful





jiss k hisse ka bhi hu,, aap logon ko kya hai
saare jealousssss..
huhhhhhhhh
Posted on 4/18/2004 8:33:55 PM
Virus Useful bhee hota hay? Yeh to SALL nain kamal ka inkishaaf kia hay !
Posted on 4/19/2004 11:35:25 AM
areyyy..
hote heinnn bilkullll hote hein
VIRUS ki definition parho ja k sab



Posted on 4/20/2004 6:00:16 PM
SALL:
abayyyyyy.. virus hu par not a harmful





jiss k hisse ka bhi hu,, aap logon ko kya hai
saare jealousssss..
huhhhhhhhh


hum aap se jealousssss nahin hain
us becharey par tars aa raha hai
Posted on 4/21/2004 5:42:50 AM
Lolzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Good Jee Goooooood.!!!
KeeP It uP.!!
Posted on 4/21/2004 9:33:14 PM
aap nein keep it up SALL ko kaha hai na
Posted on 4/22/2004 5:57:17 AM
Posted on 4/22/2004 4:38:20 PM
taras
Posted on 4/22/2004 5:53:09 PM
tarash:
SALL:
abayyyyyy.. virus hu par not a harmful





jiss k hisse ka bhi hu,, aap logon ko kya hai
saare jealousssss..
huhhhhhhhh


hum aap se jealousssss nahin hain
us becharey par tars aa raha hai
Haan Mujhay bhi Virus per Taras aa raha hai......k sall...
Posted on 4/22/2004 5:57:17 PM
me like hard disk
Posted on 4/24/2004 11:21:44 AM
SALL:
im a virus woman

Woh Tu Womanz hoti he Virus hain..
Koye naye baat bataye..!!
Posted on 4/24/2004 8:05:47 PM
yeh aap nein kya kah dia hai
ab apni khair manao
Posted on 4/26/2004 5:33:31 AM
ooOOOPPPPSSSS...................WO TO SALL HAI NA ...VIRUS WOMAN.......    
Posted on 5/3/2004 1:23:20 PM
tarash:
yeh aap nein kya kah dia hai
ab apni khair manao

aap bhi na ..koye bhi acha mashwara naye daitay..aap kahien mujay darhy manao..hair manaoo..aap kah rahay hain khair manao..yeh kya baat hoye?
Posted on 5/3/2004 2:05:07 PM
aap nin sab ko virus keh dia hai na
Posted on 5/3/2004 2:12:56 PM
Tu bhaye yeh tu sach hai..
aap kyon jhotla rahay ho is ko?
Posted on 5/3/2004 2:15:58 PM
nahin yeh sach nahin hai
woman maan bhi hai behn bhi hai beti bhi hai
phir yeh sach kaise hoa
Posted on 5/3/2004 3:16:36 PM
Oo..aap bhi na baat ko kahan say kahan lay gaye..
ab main aap ki baat say agree karta hoon..lakin fir bhi aap nah
Posted on 5/3/2004 7:15:13 PM
kya???
Posted on 5/3/2004 8:47:01 PM
Ab khair chorain ab kya fayeda
Posted on 5/3/2004 8:59:58 PM
yahan to kuch serious chal raha hai ....is liy adiii mian ....chup......
Posted on 5/4/2004 9:26:23 PM
tumm chup hi raho to behtar hai
Posted on 5/5/2004 5:42:37 AM
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