Computer Abberiviations
ISDN -           ;           ;      It Still Does Nothing

APPLE -           ;           ;    Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

MICROSOFT -           ;     Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

SCSI -           ;                  System Can't See It

WINDOWS -           ;         Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

DOS         &nb sp;         &nb sp;         Defective Operating System

BASIC         & nbsp;         & nbsp;       Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM         &nb sp;         &nb sp;         I Blame Microsoft

DEC         &nb sp;         &nb sp;         Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM                          Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

DVD         &nb sp;         &nb sp;         Differing Vendor Designs

OS/2         &n bsp;         &n bsp;         Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW         &nb sp;         &nb sp;        World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH        &nb sp;         &nb sp;Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM          ;           ;   Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math

COBOL         & nbsp;         & nbsp;     Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA         & nbsp;         & nbsp;      A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP         &n bsp;         &n bsp;         &n bsp; Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis

MIPS         &n bsp;         &n bsp;         Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

JAVA         &n bsp;         &n bsp;        Just Amazing Vendor Assurances

PCMCIA                            People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms