the link for jokes had a problem so i am posting it her3e.have fun....
a young girl asked her mother "hey mom what ur age??". the mother replied"honey u r not supposed to ask a woman her age" the girl being curious told her friend about it.the friend suggested that take a look at ur mother's driving lisence and u will know her real age,so the girl checked her mothers age and the next day told her mother proudly "hey mom,i know ur age,.....u r 35 years old" the mom being a bit suspicious said how do u know that.. the girl replied "i also know why u and dad had a divorce"the mother said why ??? the girl replied cleverly "coz u had a F in sex"
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No yaar......(martian) ki age nahi mention ki jati
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About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."
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quote:Originally posted by Casanova
No yaar......(martian) ki age nahi mention ki jati
ne wayz ye joke pado
About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."
"What is that, my son?"
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
Mujhe Lagta Hai Yeh BANDA Jo Hai Woh Tum Khudh Hi To Nahin They Kahien .. HAHAHAHAHA [bandit]
