the link for jokes had a problem so i am posting it her3e.have fun....
a young girl asked her mother "hey mom what ur age??". the mother replied"honey u r not supposed to ask a woman her age" the girl being curious told her friend about it.the friend suggested that take a look at ur mother's driving lisence and u will know her real age,so the girl checked her mothers age and the next day told her mother proudly "hey mom,i know ur age,.....u r 35 years old" the mom being a bit suspicious said how do u know that.. the girl replied "i also know why u and dad had a divorce"the mother said why ??? the girl replied cleverly "coz u had a F in sex"