SanaSana
Age: 124
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Few Logical answers to questions . ]
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, No. The next question, intended for people, who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was Why? The applicant answered it anyway: Never got caught.
Employer to applicant: In this job we need someone who is responsible.
Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.
Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?
I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months.
Judge to defendant: Aren't you ashamed, coming here for the third time?
Defendant: Well, you come every day.
Why did the man wear a wet shirt?
Because the shirt's label said: Wash and wear.
Which city is trying to get rid of its mad people?
Madrid.
A teacher was testing the young student's intelligence.
When is your birthday dear? asked the teacher to his six-year old. 22nd February, said the child.
What year my dear? Asked the teacher.
Every year, said the child with a smile
Sunny: My mom took me to the cemetery last Sunday.
Sonia: Oh! anyone died?
Sunny: Yes All of them
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Can't be.
Why Not?
Opportunity knocks only once.
What is the best place to go to when you are dying?
The living room.
When can 60 people stand under an umbrella without getting wet?
When it isn't raining.
Raju: How many sides does a circle have?
Ravi: A circle does not have any side.
Raju: Yes, it does, the inside and the outside.
Why are doctors and lawyers never perfect?
Because they are always practicing.
would u like to share some wid us??
SanaSana
Age: 124
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Total Posts: 5562
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Inventions and discoveries of Men and Women ]
The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
While the women STUCK to shopping.................
SanaSana
Age: 124
7549 days old here
Total Posts: 5562
Points: 0
Location:
San Marino, San Marino
Romantic and Unromantic lines
[ The most romantic first & most unromantic second line. ]
1- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
2- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
3- Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
4- I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
6- I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
7- I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
8- Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space
9- I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
12-My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
.. i'll try to send some good jokes.. 
