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Frankenstein

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Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Five million dollars"

She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.


Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Ten million dollars"

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.


Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Pakistan too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody of my Parliment".....

He called Pakistan and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Musharraf is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local".
Posted 11 Sep 2004
saieen says
haha haha haha
thats amazingg

its a truth :D
Posted 13 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
i thought kay sab ka sense of humour grazing kay liay gaya hai but i appreciate kay there r boyz left in this world wid this kinda sense
Posted 14 Sep 2004
Crazy_Gal says
Posted 16 Sep 2004
sharara says
lol....


so i expect calls now too...
Posted 17 Sep 2004
Rain Man says
wrong section
Posted 17 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
¥Á§-D said:

wrong section



means ??????
Posted 17 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
ahan i get it..thats y u moved it here..well never mind
Posted 17 Sep 2004
Rain Man says
its a joke so should be in the joke's section
Posted 17 Sep 2004
tarash says
good joke
Posted 17 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
Posted 18 Sep 2004
Fairl_Girl says
old joke maine post kiya tha 1st per nice
Posted 18 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
old is gold n gold must be sold
Posted 19 Sep 2004
tarash says
so it is sold
Posted 19 Sep 2004
Fairl_Girl says
Posted 20 Sep 2004
Fairl_Girl says
noooooooo
Posted 20 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
main be khareedaar hoonnnn.......
Posted 21 Sep 2004
tarash says
now u shud wait
Posted 21 Sep 2004
SupidGuy-2 says
AOA..........kaise hein sab loog??? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH.its a nick joke.................. And Vee!........main be khareedaar hoonnnn.......Dimaagh kahaan bikta hai pata bata doo.
btw u done a job
good luck & take care of otherz
Khuday-E-Pamaan

Mephistopheles said:

main be khareedaar hoonnnn.......

Posted 22 Sep 2004
tarash says
welcome 2# guy
Posted 22 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
tarash said:

welcome 2# guy




ur witty tarash
Posted 23 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
SupidGuy-2 said:

And Vee!........main be khareedaar hoonnnn.......Dimaagh kahaan bikta hai pata bata doo.


Mephistopheles said:

main be khareedaar hoonnnn.......



yaara plz tell me dimagh ka bikta hai i need to buy it for AB
Posted 23 Sep 2004
SupidGuy says
Mephistopheles said:

tarash said:

welcome 2# guy




ur witty tarash


AOA..........kaise hein sab???Tarash and Mephistopheles yeah aadatien achi nahi .
good luck & take care of others
Khuday-E-Pamaan
Posted 23 Sep 2004
SupidGuy says
Mephistopheles said:

SupidGuy-2 said:

And Vee!........main be khareedaar hoonnnn.......Dimaagh kahaan bikta hai pata bata doo.


Mephistopheles said:

main be khareedaar hoonnnn.......



yaara plz tell me dimagh ka bikta hai i need to buy it for AB


AOA................how are you Mephistopheles???wats going there widout Brain????
there are few Brainless Einstien.........and some of them are really Brainless1
if u wana get a Dimaagh then go to same place where u sold ur books and get some "Pakooraz"

good luck & take care of others
Khuday-E-Pamaan
Posted 23 Sep 2004
SupidGuy says
Mephistopheles said:

SupidGuy-2 said:

And Vee!........main be khareedaar hoonnnn.......Dimaagh kahaan bikta hai pata bata doo.


Mephistopheles said:

main be khareedaar hoonnnn.......



yaara plz tell me dimagh ka bikta hai i need to buy it for AB


AOA...........btw Paa yann aye AB kaunrh(who) aye???
tell me..........ok naa????
good luck & take care of others
Khuday-E-Pamaan
Posted 23 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
munnay app nay kabhi AB C nahee parhii...mujhj say pooch raha hai ab kaun hai
brainless einstein is not only name its a thought that he had got no brains...talkin about einstein gravity aint giving u a problem so y to give gravity a problem
Posted 24 Sep 2004
SupidGuy says
AOA..........Mephistophles Still Confusing Me........aap mujhe se itna qareeb qareeb rahne ke liye itne free style mai baat karte hein????????
do u know me?
or i know u???
aur PaaYann mein ne ABC hi nahi Alif Bay Tay Say aur aur aur 1 2 3 4 5 bhi parha hai.............





good luck & take care of others
Khuday-E-Pamaan
Posted 24 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
i dont know u laikin i think ur really is cool person so thats y main free ho raha hoon
Posted 25 Sep 2004
SupidGuy says
AOA................. . Mephistopheles i am thinking that ke mein ne aisi kya baat ki hai ke aap asking me K00L........... but anyway jo aap kahein................




good luck & take care of others
Khuday-E-Pamaan
Posted 25 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
oye pathan dont speak pakhtoon
Posted 25 Sep 2004
saieen says
oo kyuun G????
Posted 25 Sep 2004
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