JB Ki Rani aka SOFFI "12,000"

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keep it up soffi
go faster n faster u gotta beat Adii
Posted 21 Sep 2004

Guest_005 says
WAH RANI HO TI AISI ... KIUN RANI JI
Posted 09 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 09 Oct 2004

tarash says
JB ki Rani said:

JB Ka Raja said:

RANI NA KARO AISA ....CHALO MAAN JAO NA

ok
app kahty ho to ok



itni jaldi
Posted 09 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
ok    
nahi many may
thik   tary
Posted 10 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
MP SIR....

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY


CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?


CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?


CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR


OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?


CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS


OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?


CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR


OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY


CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR


OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW


CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE....?


OFFICER: M P!!!!


CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR ?


OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURED!!!
Posted 10 Oct 2004

tarash says
har sawal ja jawab mp
Posted 10 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
lolzzzzzzzzzz
Posted 10 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
Are u in love?

My Dear Friend,
Are you in Love with someone?
Here are a few lines for you..............
This poetry is translated from Korean

When you are together with her, you pretend to ignore her.
But when she is not around, you might look around to find her.
At that moment, you are in love.

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to her.
Then, you are in love with her.

Although she was supposed to have called you long back, to
let you know of her safe arrival, your phone is quiet.
You are desperately waiting for the call!
At that moment, you are in love with her.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from
her than other many long e-mails, you are in love with her.

When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
messages in your answering machine because of one message
from her, you are in love.

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of her. Then, you are in love.

You keep telling yourself, "She is just a
friend", but you realize that you can not avoid her special
attraction. At that moment, you are in love with her.

While you are reading this mail, if someone appears in
your mind, then u are in love with her.
Posted 10 Oct 2004

tarash says
While you are reading this mail, if someone appears in
your mind, then u are in love with her.

__________________


Posted 10 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
yah u r write
Posted 11 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash,Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own Scooter,...registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "

Customer: #$$^%& $@$%^"

Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer: [Speechless]
Posted 11 Oct 2004

Guest_005 says
hymmmmmmmmmm nice
Posted 11 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
thanxxx
Posted 11 Oct 2004

tarash says
operator was u rani
Posted 11 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
no   it was tari
Posted 12 Oct 2004

Guest_005 says
u rite rani
Posted 12 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted 12 Oct 2004

Guest_005 says
rani u r looking good
Posted 12 Oct 2004

tarash says
JB ki Rani said:

no   it was tari



nooooooooooooooooo
Posted 12 Oct 2004

tarash says
JB Ka Raja said:

rani u r looking good




makhan zara kam
Posted 12 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
JB Ka Raja said:

rani u r looking good

thanx   raja



Posted 13 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
tarash said:

JB Ka Raja said:

rani u r looking good




makhan zara kam


nahi may makheen nahi khaty
bc moti ho jaon gye na
Posted 13 Oct 2004

Guest_005 says
JB ki Rani said:

JB Ka Raja said:

rani u r looking good

thanx   raja





no thanks wanks s rani
Posted 13 Oct 2004

Guest_005 says
MAKHAN YE KIA HOTA HAI
Posted 13 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
JB Ka Raja said:

MAKHAN YE KIA HOTA HAI


ma khan
yah tumhary ise NIGAR khan ka koi lagta hay wakif
Posted 14 Oct 2004

Guest_005 says
isi liy mian nay change kar dia
Posted 14 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
lolzzzzzz




per moghy achi lagty hay woh


Posted 14 Oct 2004

Guest_005 says
ok next time us say zaida achaa bana kar add kar loon ga ok
Posted 15 Oct 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
ok




Posted 17 Oct 2004

Guest_005 says
Posted 17 Oct 2004

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