some real problems wid girls are as follows :
if u LOOK UPON her nicely, she sayz yaar mujhay line day raha hai.
if u DONT, she sayz kitna akarta hai.
if u DRESS Nicely,she sayz mujhay impress karna chahta hai.
if u DONT, she sayz tastless hai yaar.
if u ACT smarter, she'll lose her brainz as ur insulting her.
if she ACTS smarter, she thinks its her right.(aint it funny?)
if u dont give her a KISS, she sayz tum mujh say serious nahi ho.
if u give her a KISS(that is going to be a total waste),she sayz yaar woh larka flirt kar raha hai.
if u dont LOVE her, she sayz isska pehlay hi say 2 3 larkion kay sath chakkar hai.
if u LOVE her, shey sayz peechay hi parr gaya hai yaaar.
if u WRANGLE with her, she sayz ziddi hai.
if u sit QUIETLY, she wud definately say "dumb hai".
if u SCOLD her, she sayz dont give me lecture.
if she SCOLDS u, its b'caz i care for u.
if u DONT tell her ur problem, she sayz u dont have faith on me.
if u TELL ur problem, she will say ur so problematic !
if u break ur promise, she would say i wont trust u again.
if SHE breaks,she will say very innocently " jaan main majboor thi"
if u smoke,she will say "wicked person"
if she smokes,i cant live widout it plz try n understand"
if u hurt her,she sayz ur inhuman n dont care about somebuddy's feelings.
if she does so,then meaningless xcuse "humans are capable of errors"
if u do good in exmaz, she says luck was wid u other wise tum aur good marks huh !
if she does good,she sayz its my brainz (booti mafia i suppose...lolz)
if ur late on date,she sayz ur a flirt !
if she is late,then wohi ghiss pitta answer "janam samjha karo"
WARNING
parental guidance is advised for younger viewers and secondly donnot show it to gullz bcaz they cant bear veracity