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SupidGuy

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AOA.................Enjoy .................





The Blonde and the Coke Machine

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.

"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"



good luck & take care of others
Khuday-E-Pamaan

Posted 24 Sep 2004
saieen says
lolz....khiskie hoie goorie :/
Posted 24 Sep 2004
Fairl_Girl says
Posted 25 Sep 2004
ymahmood says
what a winner
Posted 25 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
i havent read it laikin everybuddy's is laffin so shud i
Posted 25 Sep 2004
tarash says
koshish kar k parh hi lein
Posted 25 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
im done wid it..its funny
Posted 26 Sep 2004
tarash says
shukar hai aap ko samajh aa gya
Posted 26 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
i do have the sense of humour jigers !
try me
Posted 28 Sep 2004
Fairl_Girl says
Posted 29 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
supid guy u are supposed to be here coz this is ur topic..where the heck r u
Posted 29 Sep 2004
SupidGuy says
AOA..........kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. aur Mephistopheles....mein JB pe achha time spent karne aata hoon............ naa ke aise hi apni posts Increase karne............before i was a ChatWorma.............. Now, I am not........... i am happy...........
aur bhaai Joke parhe baghair Hanse wala .... hota hai........i hope samujh gaye ho gay.....

Joke:-
SARDAR TO A GIRL- Sunita I want to marry you.
SUNITHA - But I'm a year older than you
SARDAR - Koi Baat Nahin! I'll marry you next year!



Lols!



take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 29 Sep 2004
Xtreme says
Posted 29 Sep 2004
dost19 says
Posted 30 Sep 2004
Tas141 says
Posted 30 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother,
she started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Posted 30 Sep 2004
SupidGuy says
Mephistopheles said:

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother,
she started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.




AOA..............Mephistopheles kya matlab hai tum ka?
tell me ok naa
aur koi joke bhi paste kar naa



take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 01 Oct 2004
Fairl_Girl says
SupidGuy said:

AOA..........kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. aur Mephistopheles....mein JB pe achha time spent karne aata hoon............ naa ke aise hi apni posts Increase karne............before i was a ChatWorma.............. Now, I am not........... i am happy...........
aur bhaai Joke parhe baghair Hanse wala .... hota hai........i hope samujh gaye ho gay.....

Joke:-
SARDAR TO A GIRL- Sunita I want to marry you.
SUNITHA - But I'm a year older than you
SARDAR - Koi Baat Nahin! I'll marry you next year!



Lols!



take care
ALLAH BEILI



Posted 01 Oct 2004
Frankenstein says
Mephistopheles said:

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother,
she started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.




poor ppl yeh joke hee tu hai
Posted 02 Oct 2004
Frankenstein says
The Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money,
she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground,
grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning,
put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on
the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to
the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde
checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
Posted 02 Oct 2004
SupidGuy says
AOA..............Vakas nice hai teri tarha.......



take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 02 Oct 2004
Frankenstein says
how many times do i have to tell ya
i aint vakas *AB*
Posted 03 Oct 2004
Frankenstein says
hope u'd get the clue
Posted 03 Oct 2004
SupidGuy says
Mephistopheles said:

how many times do i have to tell ya
i aint vakas *AB*





AOA..........kaise hein sab loog?
i am sorry yaar
aaindah nahi ho ga






take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 04 Oct 2004
tarash says
kya nahin ho ga?
Posted 04 Oct 2004
shaista says
k ainda us se ghaltee naheen hogi (kissi ko aise hi vikas naheen kahe ga....)
Posted 04 Oct 2004
tarash says
acha
Posted 04 Oct 2004
Frankenstein says
good boy *AB*har ksi ko vaqas nahe kehtay...
i doest wants to sees these things in the futures
Posted 05 Oct 2004
SupidGuy says
AOA..........ghussay mai kah raha hai ke mazaq mai?
tell me oayyyyyyyyyyyyyy





take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 05 Oct 2004
tarash says
pyar mein keh raha hai
Posted 05 Oct 2004
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