AOA..........kaise hein sab loog? i hope thee hoon gein......... aur add ur jokes here.......
Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
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AOA........... kaise hein sab loog??????? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH........ yaar koi joke bhi paste karien ke sab aise hi Laughing ke liye aate hein
Joke:-
Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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AOA...........kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. waiting for ur replyz JBianz
Joke:- Husband & Wife - Why?
" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday, I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."
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AOA.................
JokeZ:-
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLY: Me!
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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can u handle the sardarz : u think so then try this
One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way, enjoying his drive. Suddenly a Sardaji came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnn on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the Bihari - ' Kabhi honda chalaya kya?' and sped off, The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother. After some time the Sardarji came Booiiiinnnnnnnnnnn... in the opposite direction,peeped into the car and shouted again ' kabhi honda chalaya kya? When this was repeated several times the Bihari got really annoyed. He increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found the Sardar lying on the road,bleeding. He got down and mocked at the sardar 'Kyon Sardarji , Kabhi Honda chalaye kya?' The sardar said ' Wohi to pooch raha tha Mein , Honda mein brakes kidhar hain wohi dhoond raha tha' hahahahahaa..a.a..a..haha
* What is the full form of SINGH: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
* Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Banta singh: Post office.
* Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya? Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."
* Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
* Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
* Sardar chaat (roof) pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar chaat (roof) se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka hay, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun
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* Sardar chaat (roof) pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar chaat (roof) se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka hay, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun
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Kudh Kushi !!
Chintoo Kudh Kushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per Kuch Chicken Aur Juice Wagera Le Kar Beth Gaya Mintoo : Arey Chintoo !! Ye Sab Kya Hai ?? Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha Kahi Bhook Se Na Mar Jaoo
Race !!
Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye Chintoo : To Cup Kis Ko Mile Ga Mintoo : Yar Simple ! Jo Race Jete Ga Chintoo : Hein! To Phir Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !
Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!" Doctor: "Why?" Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it."
Father: "Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life. Doctor: "It's God who has saved your life. ( after sometime.) Doctor: "My fee??" Father: "'I'll send it to God through money order"!!
Frankenstein
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Kudh Kushi !!
Chintoo Kudh Kushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per Kuch Chicken Aur Juice Wagera Le Kar Beth Gaya Mintoo : Arey Chintoo !! Ye Sab Kya Hai ?? Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha Kahi Bhook Se Na Mar Jaoo
Race !!
Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye Chintoo : To Cup Kis Ko Mile Ga Mintoo : Yar Simple ! Jo Race Jete Ga Chintoo : Hein! To Phir Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !
Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!" Doctor: "Why?" Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it."
Father: "Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life. Doctor: "It's God who has saved your life. ( after sometime.) Doctor: "My fee??" Father: "'I'll send it to God through money order"!!
