~DESISQUAD GALS ~

miss dajjal ko dajjal bola to gussa aa gaya

dajju could be ur nick

YAS said:

sana ek aankh tumhari hai, so Miss Dajjal don't be actin like u got two eyes...

adii ek aur mukka maroon tumhe to saare daant baahir aajayenge...kya khayal hai

YAS KO GUSSA AAYaaaa...


ROZA LAGAY GAA

I owe you a hand,
For you always helped out.


I owe you advice,
Of that there’s no doubt.


I owe you respect,
For I got it from you.


I owe you trust,
With my secrets you're true.


I owe you knowledge,
For you taught me so much.


I owe you love,
As my heart you have touched.


I owe you my life,
Because of all you do.


I owe you a friend
Who is honest and true.


I will be honest
and true to you always...

NICE rani ji

hahaha very funny yas
jab mughey hansna hota hai tu main yas ko mukhatib kerlatee hunm takee hansi aajaye hahaha

koi baat nahin, agar apne baare mein sachchai sun ker tumhe hansi aati hai, to ye to acchi baat hai na dajju

OK GANJUUU
FIZOOL BATON MAIN TUM JEETEY
U R A WINNER YAS BOY
HUM SE NAHI HOTEE AAP JESEE OT PATANG GUFTAGU

chalo ye bhi sahi hai...wasie bhi right now i gtg play counter strike...

KH

GUD...
MAAN LIYA NA KE TUM OOT PATANG BOLTEY HAI

jisme dajju khush hum bhi khush

hum bhi khush

dajju kay liye sab khush

haan na yas ganjuuu tussi barey gr8 ho...
aisey hii hamarei khushi ke liye hamasaatey raha kero

dajju don't worry
aap ko upar bhi khushi khushi hee lekar jaayeinge...

i'm Yas the Orignal Devil
i can get away with ne thing i say
n u'll love it...

chillax guyzz N gurlzz!!
c'on pals....itz a real ol war b/w whose d BEST thngie...so better end dis useless fite and accept d truth dat evry1 is best among oneselves and rahi baat abt whose d bst b/w gurlz N guyz...mujhe samjhne yeh kyun nahi aata ki kisi na kisi waqt par ladke ko ladki ki need hoti hai and ladki ko ladke ki (me agree not alwayz) but v cant deny d fact dat both guyz and gurls r dependent on eachother in one way or d other...ab aap mano ya na maano...but yehi sachai haii. ..newayz... I am Huda Khan frm Hyderabad India. ..me 18 yrs ol and doin my b.com 1 yr.. .my life is kewl coz me nvr need 2 fite abt dis petty issues like whose bst ladki ya ladka? all v frnd walk 2gether in our ups and dwns..so in my view jab saath hai toh sab best hai!! ...so peace!!

hey!!......but kya is forum mein ek hi ladka Yas hai??
i mean iss discussion mein maine sirf yas ko hi ladkon ke liye fieldin karte dekha hai...kewl yas..u got pretty gud guts 2 face d bombardin of dis gr8 galz Allah bachaye aapko

aap jaye opper...hum nahi jaa rahey...ganjuuu yas boy

welcome hudz...are u also a girl

sana ka sapna

yahan boyz ka koi kaam na hi nikal chalo jao yahan se

kyon kaam nahin...humara kaam to har jaga hai

november   kiyon hansse rahy hoo jeee

lolzzzzzzzzzzzA boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult
question."


"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, male or female?"


The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness
of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the Female sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked.

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult
question!"

He was selected for IIM!

"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the
mastery of simplicity....."
       

Ok girl, here is a treat from me.... its time for you to get happy!

IT IS ALWAYS GUYS WHO THINK DEY R ROMANTIC(WHICH DEY R NOT)NO DOUBT ! AND GIRLS ALWAYS PUT THEM DOWN!!!

READ IT AND NJOY..

1)HE: I'm a photographer. i've been looking for a face    like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. i've been looking for a face like yours!!!

2)HE: Hi! didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. i never make the same mistake twice!!!

3)HE: May i have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

4)HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!



5)HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE: It's hot!!!


6)HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay, but would you stay there?

7)HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!

8)HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

9)HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

10)HE: I think i could make you very happy
   SHE: Why, are you leaving?

11)HE: What would you say if i asked u to marry me?
   SHE: Nothing. i can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

12)HE: Can i have your name?
   SHE: why, don't you already have one?

13)HE: Shall we go and see a film?
   SHE: I've already seen it!!!

14)HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
   SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

thund lag rahi hai aaj bohut