Germs!
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
Clever
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
Mother's advice to her daughter about choosing a
man:
#1, you need a man who has a good job and is a good
provider.
#2, you need a man who worships you and treats you
like a princess.
#3, you need a man who can make you laugh.
#4, you need a man who can satisfy you physically.
#5, you need to make sure that those four men never
meet!
My boss was complaining in our staff meeting the
other day that he wasn't
getting any respect.
Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and
bought a small sign that
read, "I'm the Boss".
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found
that someone had taped
a note to
the sign that said, "Your wife called. She wants her
sign back!"
"Panjab News" gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade
gaadi ka wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ke shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ke gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
correspondent : Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Sardar: oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par char gaya.
Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a nobel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticket and didn't travel.
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!
