~CHANDNI~
Age: 125
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You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When:
Instant coffee takes too long.
You answer the door before people knock.
You sleep with your eyes open.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop.
You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You can't even remember your second cup.
~CHANDNI~
Age: 125
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First Day Coffee
Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee.
He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said.
The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Good," Freddie said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."
~CHANDNI~
Age: 125
7890 days old here
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shahrukh khan said: sweetest friend..kuch pilao
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Baki Kuch na raha Ab Is Zamane Main
Jawani Guzar rahi hai Maikhaney main
Ab To Kar leh meri Doste Pe Yaqeen Zalim
Varna Zindagee beet Jayege Azmane Mian
lo jee sweet frind