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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I said to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
--- Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--- Frank Sinatra

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
--- William Butler Yeats

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--- Catherine Andonella

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
--- Anonymous

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--- W.C. Fields

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
--- Tee Mans

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--- Henny Youngman

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
--- Michelle Mastrolacasa

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Frontal lobotomy.
--- Tom Waits

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--- Stephen Wright

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--- Benjamin Franklin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--- Deep Thought, Jack Handy

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--- Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone else is a few drinks behind.
--- Humphrey Bogart

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--- Kaiser Wilhelm

You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor.
---Anonymous

And God said, "Let there be vodka!" And He saw that it was good.
Then God said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa - too much
light."
--- Anonymous

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--- Dean Martin


Beer - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.
--- Anonymous
Posted 01 Dec 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--- Dean Martin
Posted 02 Dec 2004

wade log wadee gallan
Posted 02 Dec 2004

shughli says
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I said to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
--- Jack Handy
Posted 03 Dec 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 04 Dec 2004

Posted 06 Dec 2004

Ashii says
hahahhaaa...

rehne do abhi saaghar o meena mere agay
Posted 07 Dec 2004

Posted 10 Dec 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 12 Dec 2004

baree kush ho aaj zaiada to nahin pee lee
Posted 13 Dec 2004

WAFA says
hum nay tu abhi tuk zara bhi nahin pi
Posted 14 Dec 2004

lo aaj pee lo
Posted 14 Dec 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
la pila de   sakiya    payman paymany kay bad
Posted 15 Dec 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
waa   ko to dekho zara   ..pi pi kay kiya hal kiya hay


Posted 15 Dec 2004

Posted 15 Dec 2004

Guest_005 says
Posted 17 Dec 2004

aaj tum udas ho
Posted 17 Dec 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 21 Dec 2004

ek pag lagao sab set ho jaye ga
Posted 22 Dec 2004

Guest_005 says
Posted 23 Dec 2004

abay pee na
Posted 25 Dec 2004

Guest_005 says
MOOD NAHI HAI
Posted 28 Dec 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
lolzzzzzzzz
Posted 03 Jan 2005

feeder pee lo
Posted 03 Jan 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz







Posted 05 Jan 2005

kia lolz chalo aaya bache ka feeder banao
Posted 07 Jan 2005

Guest_005 says
Posted 08 Jan 2005

dekho kaisa moonh utter gaya hay
Posted 12 Jan 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
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Posted 12 Jan 2005

Guest_005 says
Posted 14 Jan 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 15 Jan 2005

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