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Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!

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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar

and this is sardarney,

this is my kid

and this is my kidney.

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What do u call a fat woman waiting

Moti-vaiting.

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Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Bhagwan Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,

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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!

Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

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Posted 19 Dec 2004

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Posted 19 Dec 2004

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hmmmmmm

Posted 20 Dec 2004

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Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.

Vo Ghayal Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
Tum Ghayal Kar Jati Ho!!!

Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Posted 20 Dec 2004

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Posted 20 Dec 2004

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nice ones paki(pankhe)

Posted 21 Dec 2004

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dosttt..

kiun dushmani mord rahi hain aap mujh se

Posted 22 Dec 2004

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sorry paki adaat se majboor hoon...iss mien mera koi kasoor nahin

Posted 23 Dec 2004

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chalo maan to lia

Posted 23 Dec 2004

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dair aye darust ayee

Posted 23 Dec 2004

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kiya huva...hum ne toh kuch nahin mana

Posted 23 Dec 2004

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choro aap

Posted 23 Dec 2004

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Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"

It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

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What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

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A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness,
Opportunity, Threat) Analysis. He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbour's wife. Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out. Threat comes when I myself go out

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Posted 23 Dec 2004

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A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness,
Opportunity, Threat) Analysis. He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbour's wife. Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out. Threat comes when I myself go out

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TYpical man n women

Posted 23 Dec 2004

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Posted 24 Dec 2004

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Posted 25 Dec 2004

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Questions & Answers

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Posted 28 Dec 2004

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Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut
it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Posted 28 Dec 2004

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paki yar itna na hansa ...yaqeen karo bal mein pet....oh
..pet mein bal par gaey hain

waise sardar g se kia dushmani hey

Posted 29 Dec 2004

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sorry abh itna nahin hanson ga..

nahin je meri kia dushmani ho gi un sey///

Posted 30 Dec 2004

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Bhooley bachey

Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,
shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and
20 in science."

Posted 30 Dec 2004

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salam

so nice jokes paki well done

salam

Posted 01 Jan 2005

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thank u

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