Kiss

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hyie lolz

cute

ugly cute couple..........

EID MUBARIK

Asian said:

losers trying to launch his janubaba career by trying to insult me, plz it's been tryed before lolz even even junjglees are getting P.C's, DAM P.C world must really be expanding lolz

It may be a carrier for you kid, so keep working hard
OK! how about a poll on who's a loser on JB.
annnnnnnn X X X, wrong again computers were around way b4 asian even broke outa her shell. Again, think twice (for you thrice) b4 you speak.

Lagata hai pindo ne bak na he jana hai.........okie

eham eham well first off sunny jim, my comments were directed at janubaba board members NOT YOU! if any male member has any problem with me here they are man enough to have it out with ME, not YOU, who died and made u Queen of England?

well ofcousre computers were before me, programming was envented in the end of the 18 start of the 19 century (Pascal, i hate that programme) by a 14 year old so you know what, your comfusing me with someone you thinks gives a fcuk (french connection United Kingdom) about what youuuuuu think, now go educated yourself okie and Sod off my post

SAB KO RANIIII KI TAREF SAR EID MUBARIK HO
SAB KO RANIIII KI TAREF SAR EID MUBARIK HO
SAB KO RANIIII KI TAREF SAR EID MUBARIK HO SAB KO RANIIII KI TAREF SAR EID MUBARIK HO
SAB KO RANIIII KI TAREF SAR EID MUBARIK HO

Khair Mubarak RANI jee

sombody stuck their other foot in the mouth also
bcuz they are upset and raging and can't control themselves. So what are they gonna do
exactly! show their character and education.

So people, enjoy the show

smooth hay listen if you took offense to what i said....... ...............then tuff ,

it's eid i'am tired your a freak lets just leave it at that okie, otherwise i will get my pindo crew to get you

on and on n...

Smooth_daddy and asian...kewl down now.... popcorn khao...mast ho jao

bazu woh mera peecha para huwa hai , he only posts on this post and no one elses, must think he's something special


na i like yellow lados better then pop corn

tumharay peechay kiyoon para hoa hae?

bataoo bhi ab ?

kaalooooo mmuuuuaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Asian, I careless about what you think and do. I just wanted to let you know that I will not take your bullish behavior and I guess you got it

Ek din, main lahore pahuncha,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha,
Coolie ne kaha "bahar jaake poocho."

Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,
"bhai saab minaray pakistan ka kitna loge?"
jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.."

Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li,
conductor se pooncha, "ji. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"
wo gurrra kar bola, "hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."
Maine kaha, "par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"
Phir se gurrrraya, " usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."

minaray pakistan pahucha, hotel gaya.
Manager se kaha, " mujhe room chahiye, 7th manzil pe."
Manager ne kaha, "rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"
Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek paani ka gilas milega."!
Usne jawab diya, " nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai."

Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
Raste me ek sahab se pooncha,
"janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
Janab hans kar bole, " peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi padi
hai....kahin nahin jaati"

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada
Usne poocha, "kaise aana hua?"
Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
Maine bhi jawab diya, "Train se.."
Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,
"areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch taza
khilao..
" sunte hi bhabhi ji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaze khol diye.
Kaha, "tazi hawa kha lijiye."
Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne grandson ko soola rahi thi,
Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so ja."
Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, "yaar ye diploma kya hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya, "mere grandson ka naam,
Beti karachi gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi,
isiliye hamne iska naam diploma rakh diya."
Phir maine pooncha, "aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya, "karachi gayi! hai, aub degree lene ke liye...

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(Kiss is'nt like Nokia,Connecting People,Kiss is'nt like Pepsi,Yeh Dil Maange More,But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga)
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honest jb ka.....

JB Ki Rani said:

Ek din, main lahore pahuncha,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha,
Coolie ne kaha "bahar jaake poocho."

Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,
"bhai saab minaray pakistan ka kitna loge?"
jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.."

Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li,
conductor se pooncha, "ji. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"
wo gurrra kar bola, "hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."
Maine kaha, "par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"
Phir se gurrrraya, " usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."

minaray pakistan pahucha, hotel gaya.
Manager se kaha, " mujhe room chahiye, 7th manzil pe."
Manager ne kaha, "rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"
Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek paani ka gilas milega."!
Usne jawab diya, " nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai."

Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
Raste me ek sahab se pooncha,
"janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
Janab hans kar bole, " peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi padi
hai....kahin nahin jaati"

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada
Usne poocha, "kaise aana hua?"
Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
Maine bhi jawab diya, "Train se.."
Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,
"areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch taza
khilao..
" sunte hi bhabhi ji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaze khol diye.
Kaha, "tazi hawa kha lijiye."
Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne grandson ko soola rahi thi,
Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so ja."
Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, "yaar ye diploma kya hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya, "mere grandson ka naam,
Beti karachi gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi,
isiliye hamne iska naam diploma rakh diya."
Phir maine pooncha, "aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya, "karachi gayi! hai, aub degree lene ke liye...

man be serious have you guys ever kiss anyone? like loove dovie kiss , i have only on the cheek thou, to my khan

Asian tum bhi na

haan dekho zara ab kiya koi inn ko btai ga......