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Teacher : What would you like to become when you grow up?
Student : A teacher.
Teacher : why?
Student : Because I love shouting.



Patient : Doctor , Doctor , people are always ignoring me.
Doctor : N E X T.


Posted 22 Jan 2005

paki_fan says

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.



What's the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?
Stand in the fast lane of a motor way.
Posted 22 Jan 2005

guest. says

nice paki !!
Posted 22 Jan 2005

paki_fan says
Thanku I mean thank u
Posted 23 Jan 2005

Fairl_Girl says
niceee
Posted 23 Jan 2005

paki_fan says
A sardar was drawing money from ATM.
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."

wow..
Posted 24 Jan 2005

ONLYARBAB says
nice zeeshan
Posted 24 Jan 2005

guest. says
sadar's r soo much like u paki
wowww


Posted 26 Jan 2005

Posted 26 Jan 2005

hanamichi says
hmm nice
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Fairl_Girl says
nice
Posted 26 Jan 2005

dost19 says
pankha aheem paki ki lagta hai sardaroon se koi dushmani hai....

haar waqt sardaroon ke hi jokes
Posted 27 Jan 2005

paki_fan says
ufffff dostttt...
nahin nahin
asi baat nahin hai
duhmani kasi?
acha ek post keroon ga.. tabh batana bachu
Posted 28 Jan 2005

paki_fan says
kash_beauty said:

sadar's r soo much like u paki
wowww





yeah so much like u kash je



ufffff kash....
Posted 28 Jan 2005

paki_fan says

when things go wrong & when sadness fill ur heart
& when tears flow frm ur eyes just let me know ,
COZ i wanna be there 4 U......I M selling TISSUES.BUY 1 GET 1 FREE



Sardaarji had twins Named Tin & Martin
Again had twins named Peter & Repeater
Again had twins named Max & Climax
Again had Twins got fedup named Tired & Retired
Posted 28 Jan 2005

paki_fan says

LISTEN 2 LOVE STORY:
CHANDA & CHAKORI







KARTE THAY LOVE CHORI CHORI





LARKA THA MEMON





& LARKI THI BORI,






LARKA THA KALA,





LARKI THI GORI.



SOO JA BETA SOO JA





BAS YEHI THI STORY
Posted 28 Jan 2005

paki_fan says
SHOPPING TIP:


YOU CAN GET 85CENTS SHOES AT THE BOLLWING ALLEY
Posted 28 Jan 2005

guest. says
paki_fan said:



yeah so much like u kash je



ufffff kash....






ji ufff
Posted 28 Jan 2005

guest. says
story is nice
if u call tht a story
Posted 28 Jan 2005

paki_fan says
Posted 29 Jan 2005

ONLYARBAB says
nice
Posted 30 Jan 2005

paki_fan says
Posted 30 Jan 2005

ONLYARBAB says
TEACHER:the bull and cow were grazing in the field
           correct this scentence

STUDENT:THE COW AND BULL WERE GRAZING IN THE FIELD

TEACHER:Y
STUDENT:SIR     LADIES 1ST
     
Posted 30 Jan 2005

paki_fan says





Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya




Posted 31 Jan 2005

dost19 says
Posted 31 Jan 2005

paki_fan says
Posted 01 Feb 2005

ONLYARBAB says
kitna thanda tha
Posted 02 Feb 2005

paki_fan says
yaar mujhey thori pata hai..
Posted 02 Feb 2005

paki_fan says
ATI THI JATI THI

HANSTI THI HASATI THI

BHAGTI THI BAGHATI THI

AAJ PATA CHALA KE BAS ULLU HI BANATI THI
Posted 04 Feb 2005

paki_fan says

"aaj ..

aaj......

aaj ek sweater aur pehen lo...

aaj ek kambal aur odh lo... .

aaj ek mufler aur lapet lo...

aaj do socks aur pehen lo...

aaj ek kehwa aur pii lo...

aaj ek heater aur chala lo...

kya pata....

























kal thand ho na ho ! !!


Posted 04 Feb 2005


great one paki
Posted 04 Feb 2005

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