~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7839 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
All the angels on the internet,
The toughest times you've seen me through,
The best of friends, yet we've never met.
The tears we've shared I will not regret,
My greatest sorrows you helped subdue,
All the angels on the internet.
You've stood by my side, I will not forget,
No other friends have been as true,
The best of friends, yet we've never met.
The healing's begun, but not done yet,
As through our pain, our hope we renew,
All the angels on the internet.
We've grown in strength, we'll not be upset,
Glorious new dreams we now pursue,
The best of friends, yet we've never met.
Your reward in heaven a coronet,
The glory of love is surely your due,
All the angels on the internet,
The best of friends, yet we've never met.
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7839 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order! Order!"
Santa responded immediately, "Thank you , your honour! I'll have a scotch and soda."