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A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). ' The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258'
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Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.
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A Pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish. Comes home and asks his wife to cook the fish. Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity, no flour and no cooking oil to fry it in. Man goes and puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up to the surface and shouts “Zardari Zindabad”
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A studnt was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the trafic rules near da college campus He wrote Drive Carefully! Dont kill the students wait for the Teachers
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"Dua ki soorat main uski khatir, Jo mairy honton se lafz nikly, Jo meri ankhon se ashk nikly, unhi k badle main Ae KHUDAA, jab b uska naseeb likhna "UROOJ likhna, Kamal likhna, kabhe na lafz-e- zawal likhna"
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Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!