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Asian

Age: 37
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okie well my Khan called me yesturday at 1.30 in the morning, okie if i write the conversation it would make more sense:

Asian: yawn, Hello?
Khan: Emergency

Asian: WHATS WRONG?
Khan: How do you change a nappy?

Asian:
Khan: i'am serious

Asian: you can handle stocks and shairs
Khan: yup

Asian: you can handle Business Stress
Khan: yup

Asian: you can even Handle me (something my sister thought would never happen)
Khan:yeah baby

Asian: OYE , but you can't handle a baby?
Khan: No i'am scared
Asian: uffffffffffffff

so this went on for a few mins before i told him how to change a nappy so Men of Jb listen up good okie

so first get all you need,
then lay the baby down,
then open the nappy,
take a wet wipe and wipe down,
then take away the dirty nappy,
and add a clean one, as well as some cream
then close the nappy,
before lifting up his/her trowser kiss and blow a bubble on their cutie pie tummy, then lift them up and kiss them tell you get your lipgloss all over their face


these are the basic steps okie, any female members of J.B feel free to add advice for men to read and learn
Posted 26 Feb 2005

guest. says
ya!!
dnt inhale while u r doin tht
Posted 26 Feb 2005

Awaaara says




I'D rAtheR Go ShOpInG wItH a GiRL
Posted 26 Feb 2005

paki_fan says
Awaaara said:





I'D rAtheR Go ShOpInG wItH a GiRL



Posted 26 Feb 2005

Posted 26 Feb 2005

Posted 26 Feb 2005

Bazigaar says
i won;t mind changing my kids nappy
Posted 26 Feb 2005

Asian says
well my Khan had a huge ego problem with kids, now he took his nephew to the park and some women thought it was his baby , he really loves baby's now even thou he peed on his Gucci suit heheheheheheh i lovve kids,

and awara you should take a intrest in children what are you going to do if your a daddy? My khan can't stop going on about children now, we agreed that if he could go work so could i, and if i can change nappys so can he reguardless of his Business status lolz,
Posted 27 Feb 2005

lolz i have change my nephews nappie sevral time i also changed nappie of my land lord little cute baby


two or three time and kaloo thanx for lesson
Posted 28 Feb 2005

Asian says
it's okie smelly, i plan to give JB males something which males have been denied from the ages of 12 to 40, it's called the stupied bug

okie now a Language lesson

Girl says         &n bsp;   Boy thinks       Girl means

GO AWAY!         & nbsp;     bug me baby       go away

left hand draw        Right hand draw   Left, LEFT!

I hate you         &nb sp;   kiss me         &nbs p; sod off

shower is clean        complain about    you stink
                        Everything      take a shower

I'am happily married    come get me    get lost you
                           baby       Lahorie freak

i'am not feeling well    hug meeee     leave me alone

do i look ok in this    stair at my    complement the
                          chest          colour

pass the brown sugar    pick me up       

i like that car       (she knowns       we have a race
                        nothing)      i'd make you cry,
                                      eat my Italian
                                  exaust emmersions
   


study these carfully, might help you not to get a hair dryer throwen at your heads hehehehhehe , or am i the only one who does that?
Posted 28 Feb 2005

Posted 28 Feb 2005

Asian says
yup thats how most women feel about men tt
Posted 01 Mar 2005

guest. says
Posted 02 Mar 2005

but ....
Posted 02 Mar 2005

Asian says
but men are dull
Posted 02 Mar 2005

no only one female is dull and her name is Asian Kaloo
Posted 03 Mar 2005

Asian says
Yes, but my name is Asian Bad@3s
Posted 03 Mar 2005

javad says
pagli
Posted 04 Mar 2005

javad says
bohat nadan ho tum
Posted 04 Mar 2005

Asian says
no Bewafa. i like that Rahim Shah song....

o bewafa o bewafa ooo bewafa oooooOOOOOOOooo

and i may be krazy and nadan but i'am not stupied okie
Posted 04 Mar 2005

u r crazy
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Asian says
i know i'am sxc tooooOOOOooooOOoooOOOOoo
Posted 08 Mar 2005

no ur nit kaloo
Posted 08 Mar 2005

Asian says
nit? oye TT mujay nahie marloom tum ke jew thay (nits) euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

you Fatty blood sucker
Posted 08 Mar 2005

Asian says
Posted 09 Mar 2005

kia hua kaloo it was just a slip of finger
Posted 14 Mar 2005

Asian says
slip of finger?
Posted 14 Mar 2005

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