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Asian

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okie well my Khan called me yesturday at 1.30 in the morning, okie if i write the conversation it would make more sense:

Asian: yawn, Hello?
Khan: Emergency

Asian: WHATS WRONG?
Khan: How do you change a nappy?

Asian:

Khan: i'am serious

Asian: you can handle stocks and shairs
Khan: yup

Asian: you can handle Business Stress

Khan: yup

Asian: you can even Handle me (something my sister thought would never happen)
Khan:yeah baby

Asian: OYE

, but you can't handle a baby?
Khan: No i'am scared
Asian: uffffffffffffff

so this went on for a few mins before i told him how to change a nappy so Men of Jb listen up good okie

so first get all you need,
then lay the baby down,
then open the nappy,
take a wet wipe and wipe down,
then take away the dirty nappy,
and add a clean one, as well as some cream
then close the nappy,
before lifting up his/her trowser kiss and blow a bubble on their cutie pie tummy, then lift them up and kiss them tell you get your lipgloss all over their face

these are the basic steps okie, any female members of J.B feel free to add advice for men to read and learn

Posted 26 Feb 2005

guest. says

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ya!!
dnt inhale while u r doin tht

Posted 26 Feb 2005

Awaaara says

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I'D rAtheR Go ShOpInG wItH a GiRL

Posted 26 Feb 2005

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Awaaara said:

I'D rAtheR Go ShOpInG wItH a GiRL

Posted 26 Feb 2005

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Posted 26 Feb 2005

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Posted 26 Feb 2005

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i won;t mind changing my kids nappy

Posted 26 Feb 2005

Asian says

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well my Khan had a huge ego problem with kids, now he took his nephew to the park and some women thought it was his baby

, he really loves baby's now even thou he peed on his Gucci suit heheheheheheh i lovve kids,

and awara you should take a intrest in children what are you going to do if your a daddy? My khan can't stop going on about children now, we agreed that if he could go work so could i, and if i can change nappys so can he reguardless of his Business status lolz,

Posted 27 Feb 2005

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lolz i have change my nephews nappie sevral time i also changed nappie of my land lord little cute baby

two or three time and kaloo thanx for lesson

Posted 28 Feb 2005

Asian says

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it's okie smelly, i plan to give JB males something which males have been denied from the ages of 12 to 40, it's called the stupied bug

okie now a Language lesson

Girl says         &n bsp;   Boy thinks       Girl means

GO AWAY!         & nbsp;     bug me baby       go away

left hand draw        Right hand draw   Left, LEFT!

I hate you         &nb sp;   kiss me         &nbs p; sod off

shower is clean        complain about    you stink
                      Everything      take a shower

I'am happily married    come get me    get lost you
                           baby       Lahorie freak

i'am not feeling well    hug meeee     leave me alone

do i look ok in this    stair at my    complement the
                          chest          colour

pass the brown sugar    pick me up

i like that car       (she knowns       we have a race
                      nothing)      i'd make you cry,
                                      eat my Italian
                                  exaust emmersions


study these carfully, might help you not to get a hair dryer throwen at your heads

hehehehhehe

, or am i the only one who does that?

Posted 28 Feb 2005

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Posted 28 Feb 2005

Asian says

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yup thats how most women feel about men tt

Posted 01 Mar 2005

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Posted 02 Mar 2005

Teen Tracker says

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but ....

Posted 02 Mar 2005

Asian says

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but men are dull

Posted 02 Mar 2005

Teen Tracker says

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no only one female is dull and her name is Asian Kaloo

Posted 03 Mar 2005

Asian says

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Yes, but my name is Asian Bad@3s

Posted 03 Mar 2005

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pagli

Posted 04 Mar 2005

javad says

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bohat nadan ho tum

Posted 04 Mar 2005

Asian says

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no Bewafa. i like that Rahim Shah song....

o bewafa o bewafa ooo bewafa oooooOOOOOOOooo

and i may be krazy and nadan but i'am not stupied okie

Posted 04 Mar 2005

Teen Tracker says

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u r crazy

Posted 07 Mar 2005

Asian says

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i know i'am sxc tooooOOOOooooOOoooOOOOoo

Posted 08 Mar 2005

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no ur nit kaloo

Posted 08 Mar 2005

Asian says

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nit? oye TT mujay nahie marloom tum ke jew thay (nits) euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

you Fatty blood sucker

Posted 08 Mar 2005

Asian says

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Posted 09 Mar 2005

Teen Tracker says

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kia hua kaloo it was just a slip of finger

Posted 14 Mar 2005

Asian says

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slip of finger?

Posted 14 Mar 2005

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