open letter to MEN?

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Asian

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okie lol, myself and a friend were flicking through Janubaba's model based, and were discussing why people are the way they are, so this is a open letter to any model or member who will like to re-ply:

you have your sectors

MR. PINDO
this guy usally has a hitler style muchay, with no sense of style wearing 60's retro shirts, he finds then need to take his top off to show his punie muscles, and gross all females out who have the miss fortune of cruzing past his profile.

MR. BUG EYES
He finds the need to buy the biggest cheapest pair of sunglasses and wear them trying to look like Vin diesel, only ending up looking like a fly with big bug eyes, DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!

MR.AMERCIA
look we all know what is cool and whats not, and standing their looking like a peg leged chicken is not cool, and if you want to speak patwa or creol the "wa-go-on" is NOT HELLO, it's "whats's going on?" in creol, (creol a form of Jamacian english) your not ALLAH's gift to women, get over yourself


MR. DAZZLED
either looks scared or sleepy.


Not all profiles are like these, but what i am asking is WHAT THE HELL MAKES MALES ACT LIEK THIS? your trying to attract agents or girl infact your doing the compleat oppssit?

Posted 08 Mar 2005

SohniKuddi says
Errrm ladz... may i ask a few questions?


Be honest,
do any of u have daaku mucchian?
do any of you dip ur heads in mop buckets filled with brylcream?
do any of you guyz wear multicoloured shirts over tight jeans (leaving nothing to the imagination) an flip flops underneath ur jeans.
do any of u have bowlcuts?
And if u were a girl would u go for a guy with the above "description" and the above "good Qualities"

It's nothing personal it's aaaa....ermm a survey i'm doing u seem a bit upset by asians comment so u no.... let me know. Again nothing personal i don't wana upset anyone.
Posted 20 Mar 2005

SohniKuddi says
Daddy1 said:

Asian said:

me too Bazu, men should have fashion guide lines

okie
1, main two colours in a mans dress for summer should be blue and white,

2, Black can go with anything but pick your time

3, glass's have a rule, if a round face then pick square frames, and a square face should pick round frames, reguardless of reading and sun glass's

4, Never WEAR a shirt with jeans, if you do make sure it is only one colour with no design,
(NOT PINK SHIRTS, YOU'D GET YOUR HYNIES KICKED)

5, The mushroom head look is really a no go area

6, Refrain from putting half a tub of Tony of guy on your heads, if this was a Uni degree half the male models would pass with flying colours, who knows, by stopping the use of gel, you mught get some Oxygen into their tiny pee brains


a few simple steps can go a long way



hey u stupid wat u think u r da only one gal in tiz world or in tiz hell uk...or wat u think u r lookin so kewl (lol hahahah fati, black nigar).. everybody hav got thier own taste.... no body can change them .... no even u ...
dnt worry abt me u know who i m.....
n listen ..... u think ur stupid khan is so smart ... dnt forget khans are emty frm the mind side...... or u can say they r little bit mental.....

Nigger? thats not a very nice thing 2 say, it's DOWN RIGHT RACIST. Colour doesn't matter. Everyone has an opinnion and everyone has a right and if u don't like it criticize.. but with respect. Wierdo.
Posted 20 Mar 2005

Asian says
sohni don't worry Janubaba diddent tell me he allowed Evil Mulgnay to join
Posted 20 Mar 2005

SohniKuddi says
Asian said:

sohni don't worry Janubaba diddent tell me he allowed Evil Mulgnay to join



too right
Posted 21 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Asian said:

I'AM SERIOUS



no kiddin
Posted 21 Mar 2005

Posted 21 Mar 2005

Saher` says
Daddy1 said:

Asian said:

me too Bazu, men should have fashion guide lines

okie
1, main two colours in a mans dress for summer should be blue and white,

2, Black can go with anything but pick your time

3, glass's have a rule, if a round face then pick square frames, and a square face should pick round frames, reguardless of reading and sun glass's

4, Never WEAR a shirt with jeans, if you do make sure it is only one colour with no design,
(NOT PINK SHIRTS, YOU'D GET YOUR HYNIES KICKED)

5, The mushroom head look is really a no go area

6, Refrain from putting half a tub of Tony of guy on your heads, if this was a Uni degree half the male models would pass with flying colours, who knows, by stopping the use of gel, you mught get some Oxygen into their tiny pee brains


a few simple steps can go a long way



hey u stupid wat u think u r da only one gal in tiz world or in tiz hell uk...or wat u think u r lookin so kewl (lol hahahah fati, black nigar).. everybody hav got thier own taste.... no body can change them .... no even u ...
dnt worry abt me u know who i m.....
n listen ..... u think ur stupid khan is so smart ... dnt forget khans are emty frm the mind side...... or u can say they r little bit mental.....


maybe hez one of those modelz
Posted 21 Mar 2005

Asian says
i wouldent be suprised
Posted 21 Mar 2005

daddy1 mind ur language
Posted 21 Mar 2005

Asian says
sk
Posted 21 Mar 2005

Posted 22 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
es ko injection lagao yar koi
Posted 22 Mar 2005

Asian says
lol sk, i don't hug admins lol


and Bazu tum lagawdo
Posted 23 Mar 2005

i m mod
Posted 23 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Asian said:

lol sk, i don't hug admins lol


and Bazu tum lagawdo



i can only hug u..dat's final
Posted 23 Mar 2005

Asian says
no My khan can only hug me THATS FINAL   
Posted 23 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Posted 24 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Posted 24 Mar 2005

javad says
Posted 24 Mar 2005

Asian says
only Khan can hug, and a few other things lol
Posted 24 Mar 2005

muaah kaloo
Posted 24 Mar 2005

Asian says
YUCK YUCK THO THO , TT
Posted 24 Mar 2005

Posted 24 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
wallah
Posted 25 Mar 2005

Asian says
okie sk here you go HUGGIE BUGGIE "as my baby cousin will say"
Posted 25 Mar 2005

for my kalooo
Posted 25 Mar 2005

Asian says
for my Mota
Posted 26 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Posted 26 Mar 2005

Asian says
hyie
Posted 26 Mar 2005

javad says
yaa
Posted 26 Mar 2005

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