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QUEEN VICTORIA

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Lahore, Pakistan
*Funny shairi*


Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
              Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
              Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow

Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga
Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
                    Mohaba at ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
        Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
                          Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hog

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

Milna hai to mil
isee duniya ke chaman main
Phir kya milna hoga,
        Jab laaash hogi kaphan main

Maine tujhe dekha,
handle badal badal kar
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
sandle badal badal kar

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
       Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
        Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

----------------Starting : "Aisi Apni Wife Ho"------------------
Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.   
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Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhir main sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.   
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Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner kay time candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
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har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho!
----------------end of "Aisi Apni Wife Ho"------------------

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna
Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna

Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya
Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya

Maana Ke Main Pura Musalman To Nahi
Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon
Nemaz Roza Kuch Na Sahi
Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chor Sakta Hoon

Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi

Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye

Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun?
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun?
Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye
Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?

Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe
Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal

Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar
Sabzi meri uraa le gaya

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....

Rafta Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai
Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai

Mard taange waala
Hoon main mard taaange wala
Mujhe teacher kya marega
Main to hoon principal ka saaala

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya



Posted 11 Mar 2005

shaista says

Posted 11 Mar 2005

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 11 Mar 2005

BadShaH1 says
Posted 11 Mar 2005

Awaaara says
Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
               Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
               Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga


                   
Posted 12 Mar 2005

paki_fan says
Posted 12 Mar 2005

guest. says
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
       Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
        Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai



Posted 12 Mar 2005

Awaaara said:

Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
                Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
                Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga


                     

kyun kya kisi nay kaha tha aap say yahi
Posted 18 Mar 2005

Awaaara says
NaHIn KiSi Ne KuCh KaHa to nAhiN BuSS IsS sHaIr pE hErAt Ho RaHi hAy
Posted 19 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Posted 19 Mar 2005

Dua_786 says
Posted 19 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Posted 19 Mar 2005

momojp18 says
tum aa gaye ho ;noor aa gaya hai
chalo teeno movie chalen

Woh chham chham karke aayee
Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.

Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke'
Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche
'Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise '

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya.

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud-kushi kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI
HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE
KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH VOH AAGE BADHI
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE
BADHI
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE
BADHI
AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR VOH SADAK KE IS PAR
THI.

kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!

------------Before Marriage-----------
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

------------After Marriage-------------
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
Posted 19 Mar 2005


chalo teenon movie chalain
Posted 19 Mar 2005

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 19 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Posted 20 Mar 2005

paki_fan says
Posted 20 Mar 2005

paki_fan says
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
Posted 20 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Posted 20 Mar 2005

guest. says
paki_fan said:

kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!



app ko kyun itni herani ho rahi hai
Posted 20 Mar 2005

Dua_786 says
Posted 20 Mar 2005

ONLYARBAB says
wow nice shari ji very good
Posted 21 Mar 2005

ONLYARBAB says
Posted 21 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Posted 22 Mar 2005

momojp18 says
Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya
Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya

Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye

Ghar ghar main diya jale
To diwali mat samjho
Agar main tera peeche paroon
To mawali mat samjho

teri aankhain hain ya neeli jheel
teri aankhain hain ya neeli jheel
so, whats the big deal

woh samne aaya
woh samne se hat gaya
ya ALLAH kya karoon
neela ghubara phat gaya

tu meri main tera
tu meri main tera
era ghera nathu khera

pappu yaar tang na kar
pappu yaar tang na kar
le chawanni jang na kar

sheeshi bhari gulab ki
sheesha chatak gaya
mulla ji ki darhi meun
chooha latak gaya

Posted 23 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
hai mera pappu
Posted 24 Mar 2005

Posted 24 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Posted 25 Mar 2005

paki_fan says
Bazigaar said:

hai mera pappu



Posted 25 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Posted 26 Mar 2005

paki_fan says
Posted 27 Mar 2005

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