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maana ke khushi ko nazar lagi hai meri
Badi udaas ho gayi hai zindagi meri
Par ab tum mujhe kya gham do ge..?
GHamoun se to dosti ho gayi hai meri........


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Tere bina kabhi bhi yeh dil na rahey,
tujh se juda hokey mai jiyoun yeh khuda na karey,
tu rahe gi meri dharkan ban ke zindgi bhar,
yeh aalag baat hai ki zindgee na rahey


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Kisi bhi dard ko hadd se GUZARNAY nahi deta,
Tumhara pyaar mujhe ab BIKHARNAY nahi deta,
Tumhare baad ye dil ZIDDI hogaya hai bohat,
Kisi bhi shakhs ko khud mein UTARNAY nahi deta.


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Pyar karke jo wafa karte hain
Aise kam log milaa karte hain

Kyun wo khud hum se nahi keh dete
Aur logon se gila karte hain

Hum se milne ko wo ajaye kabhi
Har gharri ye hi dua karte hain


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Chahte hai unhe ji jaan se hum
Bas yahi ek khataa karte hain


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*If u LOVE someOne that is NOTHING*
*If someOne LOVE u that is SOMETHING*
                               &
*If u LOVE someOne,who LOVES u that is EVERYTHING*


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chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga??
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga??

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Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai..
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai!!

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Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi..;)
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi!!:(

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Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha...
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha!!..

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per..
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per!!!

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai..
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai..
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..!!

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Jis Waqt
Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga,,
eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga,,
phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay,,
phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga..!!

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TUje DeKhe BiNa HuM ne HuMDard BaNayA HAI
Ha Yeh Sach Hai Ke TeRi YadOon Ne HuMe JiNa SiKhYa Hai
Tu hUM Safar hUm Dard Bane Na Sahi
PaR TuNe Hi HuM Ko Yeh PyAR kARna SikHya hai :))


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Tez hawa ka jhoka aya
Saath mein theri khushbu laya
Tab mere dil me ye kayal aya
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya


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Kya aap kay sar par seengh hain?
Dekh lain, Check kar lain.
Aisay nahin, apnaa haath sar par rakh kar dekhain.
Saaray sar par haath pherain.
Aaraam say tasalli kar lain.
Nahin Hain?
Pakka?? Bilkul nahin?
Koi Baat nahin,
Gadhay kay sar par bee nahin hotay.
(Keep smiling & spread smiles)

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· Ramzaan kai mahinai main ghar say kum nikalna/
Log roza na tor dain Eid ka chand samajh kar

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Arz kiya hai....
Tere Ishq nay mujh ko kutta bana diya...
Tere Ishq nay mujh ko kutta bana diya...
Yaqeen nahin aata? Waao Waaoo Waaooo Waaoooo Waaooooo


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Dil ki yeh khawaish hai mein tere ghar aaon, tere ghar aaon, tere ghar aaon, baar baar aaon, har baar aaon AUR ... Bell baja kar bhaag jaon :D


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Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

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son: papa aap andherey main dekh sakte ho?
father: yes my dear
son: papa phir aap meri school report per signature ker dain....

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pehla aadmi
aap ne 2 watch kion pehan rakhi hain
doosra aadmi ... time jaldi pas hota hai

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Woh,
Hasti Thi Hasati Thi,
Roti Thi Rulati Thi,
Gati Thi Gavati Thi,
Bhagti Thi Bhagati Thi,
Aab Pata Chala Ki Sali Chutiya Banati Thi.

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Khuda ne tumhe bhaija to bhaija magar bhaija to aisa bhaija k bhaijay main bhaija he nahi bhaija :-)

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Door say daikha to shair aa raha tha
Door say daikha to shair aa raha tha


Is leyai main pass gya hi nhi:)

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ise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi
jise pyaar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud khushi karloo jaalim
jab bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi
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ku ku

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ka ka

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ga ga

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ga ga

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ka ka ki

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gu gu ki ki

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ka ka ku ku

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ki ki ki ku ku


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ga ki ku ka ka ku
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ki ku ki ki ku ku

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Congratulations!

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u have sucessfully

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learned the

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Monkey Language.

Please come to the Zoo

and collect your

Certificate

Immediately!!



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AIK BANDAR KA BACHA APNI MAA SAYMAA MAY ITNA BADSURAT KION HOONMAAKHUDA KA SUKAR KARO OSAY DEAKHO JO YEH MESSAGE PER RAHA HAY(SORRY 4 ENJOY)

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jab tum hansate ho tou lagta hai k insaan pehlay bandar tha dekhho jaan ghussa matt hona kyoonkay jab tum ghussa hotay ho tou lagta hai k insaan aaj b bandar hai

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Jo 1 galati kare wo anjna
Jo 2 galati kare wo nadan
Jo 3 galati kare wo shaitan
Jo galati pe galati kare wo Hindustan
Jo Har galati maaf kare wo Pakistan

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Mother:Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho
Son:Ammi paseena sukha raha hooon

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hazaroon larkiyan asi k
har larki pay dam nikalay
jis larki pay dam nikalay
wo larki ghar say kam nikalay.

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Aik bacha apnay abbu se kehta hai ke abbu mujhe motor cycle dila dien abbu kehtay hain beta allah ne paoon kis liye diye hain beta kehta hai aik break laganay ke liye doosra gear laganay ke liye


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