Men are like............CHEESE

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Asian

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right this topic is for FEMALE, o stuff it your going to reply anyways, its about harrisment. And how every day tasks become harder to preform,

i'am going to be serious for a min, we all like to be flattered, the free grocries, the no showing on bass pass on the bus, the free hot chocolate in star bucks but sometimes it gets to much.

Yesturday i was in my local shopping centre (mall, Bazar) whatever you want to call it. I decided to buy some food as my bro diddent want apna but english khana, so here i am walking into a grocrie store,

as i walked in i had a whole bunch of baskits fall infront of me, as a worker said "one of those days", i started laughing and just said "think of the money" lol
he handed me a baskit and smiled, at the corner of my eye i caught the security guard staring at me


i ignored him and started loaded my baskit with bread milk yada yada, and then i started to notice the security guard was following me, that ticked me off, i was wearing a full neck with black trosers and a full trench coat, dressed smart, fair enough if i was wearing a fubu top with nike shoxs but that ticked me off, felt like throwing the block of cheese i hade in my baskit, when i left the store he winked at me,



now i demonstrated refrain from kicking his desi bootay into the next eham eham yeah. now this is not just me, all of my female friends get this?

SO WHY DON'T YOU LAY OFF AND LEAVE US WOMAN BEEEE
Posted 07 Apr 2005

mzaid says
u have seen nothing yet baby
Posted 01 May 2005

Asian says
don't call me Baby Jabronie



and you want to see fear, I WILL LOCK YOU IN A ELIVATOUR WITH JANUBABA'S VERY OWN M.J


THEN YOU WILL LEARN FEAR

*EVIL LAUGH*
Posted 01 May 2005

mzaid says
do anything , but not this
Posted 01 May 2005

Asian says
why not give you to MJ as FRESH MEAT?
Posted 01 May 2005

Dont threat MZ kaloo
Posted 02 May 2005

mzaid says
what is MJ


AADAMKHOOR ??? or a red indian ( hoobu lala )
Posted 02 May 2005

Posted 02 May 2005

Asian says
ask any Bazu who is M.J
Posted 02 May 2005

is ko MJ ka nahin pata
Posted 02 May 2005

Asian says
enither do you
Posted 02 May 2005

Posted 03 May 2005

mzaid says
Posted 03 May 2005

Asian says


okie the DL on who MJ WAS.....


AN INDIAN FREEK OF NATURE WITH HUGE SIDE BURNS AND OWNED A KEEMA NAAN FACTORY IN BOMBAY . HE MOVED AWAY FROM JANUBABA TO JOIN THE (P.U.N.D.P) PINDO UNITED NUT DAAKOOO PARTY. in the indian general elections


he laster went home to TRANSILVANIA back to his castle (HINT HINT) to start up his own decorating and dhood walla business

so i ask you one Question MZ........GOT MILK?      
Posted 03 May 2005

mzaid says
Posted 04 May 2005

Asian says
daar gaya
Posted 04 May 2005

Posted 06 May 2005

mzaid says
I HAAAAATE MILK
Posted 06 May 2005

milk ?????
Posted 06 May 2005

mzaid says
Yes TT....just read the script and u will also start to hate it....
Posted 06 May 2005

Posted 06 May 2005

Asian says
Posted 06 May 2005

javad says
to phir jo itni bottls khatam kar dety ho milk k wo kahan jati hain
Posted 06 May 2005

Asian says
in his tummy
Posted 06 May 2005

LiL_DollY says
Asian said:

right this topic is for FEMALE, o stuff it your going to reply anyways, its about harrisment. And how every day tasks become harder to preform,

i'am going to be serious for a min, we all like to be flattered, the free grocries, the no showing on bass pass on the bus, the free hot chocolate in star bucks but sometimes it gets to much.

Yesturday i was in my local shopping centre (mall, Bazar) whatever you want to call it. I decided to buy some food as my bro diddent want apna but english khana, so here i am walking into a grocrie store,

as i walked in i had a whole bunch of baskits fall infront of me, as a worker said "one of those days", i started laughing and just said "think of the money" lol
he handed me a baskit and smiled, at the corner of my eye i caught the security guard staring at me


i ignored him and started loaded my baskit with bread milk yada yada, and then i started to notice the security guard was following me, that ticked me off, i was wearing a full neck with black trosers and a full trench coat, dressed smart, fair enough if i was wearing a fubu top with nike shoxs but that ticked me off, felt like throwing the block of cheese i hade in my baskit, when i left the store he winked at me,



now i demonstrated refrain from kicking his desi bootay into the next eham eham yeah. now this is not just me, all of my female friends get this?

SO WHY DON'T YOU LAY OFF AND LEAVE US WOMAN BEEEE



GIRLFRIEND...DONT LISTEN TO THESE GUYS...
THERE JUST BEING ANNOUYING ON PURPOSE...

OH YES...AND THE SECIRUTY GUARD I WISH I WAS THERE WITH YOU
WE BOTH WOULDVE THROWN CHEESE AT HIM
AND THEN NHE WOULDVE BEEN KNOWCKED OUT

THE LOSER...RRRRRR I know exactly what your talking about

You shouldnt takin off your nike shoes and flung him one
desi style *WHACK*

Or you couldve starred back given him a wink,,,
and then moved to a corner...
we you and your bro can give him a lesson...
beat him up...


Its all good...
next time take your dad with yah
give him a good scare

laughing

(I like yah asain...you cool)
Posted 06 May 2005

Asian says
thankyou lil doll


well my Boyfriend went hell bent on me learning kickboxing he has taugh me some moves, but sometimes you have to be bigger and move away.

then their is the other time when you give THEM HELL
Posted 06 May 2005

LiL_DollY says
yeah If I was in ur place I wouldve done the same thing as you already did

But Im just saying...you know 2 heads are better then one

haha

so you got a man in ur life
interesting
whats he like

Posted 06 May 2005

Asian says
lol fair enough

well yeah he's great, he's smart understand and loving, he's not one of those apnay who have had half the uk popluation. lol it was Love at first wrong number ,

he's a working guy, lives in London so it's a long distance relationship, work takes it's toll but yeah he's supportive which is nice
Posted 06 May 2005

~Fragi~ says
lagta hai khan theek hogaya hai
Posted 07 May 2005

Asian says
yup


menay jo us ka deemag khaliyah hai
Posted 07 May 2005

mzaid says
Brain eater
Posted 08 May 2005

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