SMILEEEEE

Balich said:

Awaaara said:

Balich said:

Awaaara said:

Balich said:

Awaaara said:

Balich said:

Awaaara said:

KuCH tO hAY

yeah yad aya aap ta avt hay

wOh TO hAy

Wohi to nahin hay

To TuMHara mATlAb UgLY nAhiN hay

di haan ugly nahin hay

ThNk U sOOoOOoOO mUcH

meri pochting chay cherhkhani Dish Dish Dish phooo   


Ham nay yah jo nichay hay na wo taha tha    

Balich said:

di haan ugly nahin hay
BOHATTT ugly hay

weSE BarI chAlAk HO aBB POsT CHaNgE ker DiyA

Balich said:

Awaaara said:

Balich said:

Awaaara said:

KiOn NaHIn lAgTa

balich pay ghucha

aul talain ham to tiya

nahin ladta nahin ladta to nahin ladta

HaaN



aHHHHHHHHHHHHhHhHhHhHh

yEH lO

otay aul talain ghucha



tiya lun?

gHusSa Or KiAAa

Di chalak to hona hi hay athil aunty tich ti hon


ghucha talun? otay tahtay hain to theet hay

hAAn YeH tO hAy WEse

tO kArO yAAr

Bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....

Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams?



A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief" !

Why does a sardar only change his baby's diapers once a month?

Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron an stuck to my ear." "Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. .. what happened to the other ear?" "The man called back again."

Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." "But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too

DejaVu077 said:

A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron an stuck to my ear." "Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. .. what happened to the other ear?" "The man called back again."

   poor sardar je

A SARDARJI GETS ONTO A TRAIN...HE REACHES HIS COMPARTMENT AND CLOSES THE DOOR AND HIS CLOTHES GET STUCK, HE PULLS AND PULLS BUT CANT GET FREE, A PATHAAN PASSING BY HELP HIM FREE AND SAYS "PATHAAN SHER KA BACCHA HAI" AND LEAVES, HE SITS IN HIS SEAT AND THINKS THAT PATHAN IS A SHOW OFF. WHEN GETTING OFF THE TRAIN HE HAS TROUBLE CARRYING HIS LUGGAGE, THE SAME PATHAN COMES AND HELPS HIM AND SAYS "PATHAAN SHER KA BACCHA HAI" SARDARJI IS GETTING ANNOYED NOW THIS PATHAAN THINKKS HE IS STRONGER N BIGGER. WHEN GETTING INTO HIS TAXI SARDARJI HAS TROUBLE WITH THE DOORS HE PULLS BUT CANT OPEN THEM, THE SAME PATHAAN COMES AND WITH A MIGHTY HEAVE OPENS A THE DOOR, HE THEN SAYS "PATHAAN SHER KA BACCHA HAI" SARDAR GETS REALLY IRRITATED HE STOPS THE PATHAAN AND SAYS "OYE MENNU IK GALL DASS, TERI MAA JANGAL MEIN GAYI THI KE SHER TUMHARE GHAR AYA THA?"

hoho hahah heheheh..........

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.

The short story had to contain the following three things:

1 Religion
2 Sexuality
3 Mystery

There was only one A+ paper in the entire class.

Below is the A+ short story:



Good God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?