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Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
Izzat hai to Larki hai
Larki hai to Tension hai
Tension hai to Concern hai
Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
Khawab hai to Growth hai
Growth hai to Zindagi hai
Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye......
~CHANDNI~
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How do you know?
Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif goes to Washington for a meeting with
Bill Clinton. After dinner, Bill says to Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif:
"Well Sharif , I don't know what you think of the members of your
Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant."
"How do you know?" asks Sharif
"Oh well, it's simple", says Bill. "They all have to take special
tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second". He calls
Madeleine Albright over and says to her "Tell me Madeleine, who is
the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother
and is not your sister?"
"Ah, that's simple Mr. President", says Madeleine, "it is me!"
"Well done Madeleine", says Clinton and our Sharif is very
impressed.
He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence
of the members of his Cabinet. He calls in Sartaj Aziz and says:
"Sartaj Aziz , tell me, who is the child of your father and of your
mother who is not your brother and is not your sister? "
Sartaj Aziz thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I
think about it a bit further Mr. Prime Minister ? May I let you
know tomorrow? "
"Of course", says Sharif, "you've got 24 hours."
Sartaj Aziz goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Cabinet
Secretary, Chief Secretaries and Joint Secretaries, but no-one knows
the answer. Twenty hours later, Sartaj Aziz is very worried - still
no answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually Sartaj Aziz says "I'll
ask George Fernandez, he's clever, he'll know the answer." He calls
Fernandez.
"George ", he says, "tell me who is the child of your father
and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"
"Very simple", says George, "it's me!"
"Of course" says Sartaj Aziz and rings Sharif.
"Mr. Prime Minister ", says Sartaj Aziz , "I've got the answer: it's
George
Fernandez".
"No, you idiot", says Sharif, "it's Madeleine Albright".
