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Desi_MC

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Here are some facts about the paindoos who are living in Europe.

FACT 1
Paindoo families are the ones tha came from *cities name removed on request* and so on, they sold all their zameenay, majjan(cows) tay TubeWells and the uncle who used to wear a DHOTI back in pind, wears a tight jeans up to his bellybutton and his TID coming total out. This is their background, they used to drink chaye at KHOKA and DESI DHABA and here they drink tea at McDonalds or coffee at Mamamia as they are in Heaven.


FACT 2
Paindoo ppl generate lots of kids, and believe it or not Paindoo girls, are very BEAUTIFUL! Pind ki larkian hoti bohat Sohni haiN no doubt, magar andar say Meesni Kunni Chalaak Billian hoti haiN.
Jus like catwoman "meeaowww".

Bachon ki pohanch say door rakhain.

FACT 3
SHAADIAN karo BACHAY barhayo. Every paindoo family that lives in a flat is like a mini Zoo. 4 kids sleeping on a bed, and usi bed par aik TAANG abbay ki ho gi jo doosri manji say a rahi ho gi. Paindooo ppl have just one GOAL

"bas kisi tarah gujraat bushra di tee(kuri) ithay meray munday naal set ho jaye"

Jus because of those paindoos we have to suffer the new shaadi laws in denmark. :steaming

FACT 4
Paindoo families love to gather, they usually have big networks, cuz aik paindoo family a jaye to jab tak unki daadi amma and nabeena chacha pind say copenhagen nahi a jata unhe chain nahi ata. Thats why they are reall JAGGU MAAMA families. So never mess with their gal (unless gal is willin to get messed)




peace
n no personal attacks in this post..
i posted sumthign bout Desi Gals n its magically disappeared..
koi bataye ga k woh post kahan hai ??
P.S plz don lock this thread.... its jus fo fun......
Posted 18 Oct 2005
Shahrukh Khan says
she suites you yaar
Posted 18 Oct 2005
Desi_MC says
nah apnay ko Juhi Chawla mangta hai
shes
Posted 18 Oct 2005
~Fragi~ says
ah edit it edit it   
Posted 18 Oct 2005
Teen Tracker says
yar kardo edit



yaar goree kahan phanstee ami ne pasand karlee thee pakistani larkee yahan
Posted 18 Oct 2005
Desi_MC says
yaar edit ker diya hai naa
ab aur kiya keroon ????



hein gori nahi phasti
kiya baat kertay ho bhai..............
aap ko phasaani hee nahi atti ho gi
Posted 18 Oct 2005
~Fragi~ says
okies


but post here wid lil care
Posted 18 Oct 2005
Desi_MC says
ok
Posted 18 Oct 2005
~Fragi~ says
dats better
Posted 18 Oct 2005
Desi_MC says
muuuuuuuuuuahahaha
daikha dosto kaisa draya hai mein ney Fragi ko

chal jaaan dey naa yaar mazaaaq karing
Posted 18 Oct 2005
WAFA says
is post main asia kia tha humien bhi dekhna hay[:V]
Posted 19 Oct 2005
Desi_MC says
fragi ney delete kerwa diya hai :(
Posted 19 Oct 2005
Ashii says


sach hai sach
sab kuch sach hai
par uncomplete hai

may i add something
Posted 19 Oct 2005
Desi_MC says
array i can go w whole book......
per woh zara ho jaaye ga
Posted 19 Oct 2005
Ashii says
apni family k kisse na khol k beth jana kahin







kdn
Posted 19 Oct 2005
Desi_MC says
its bout paindooooo families
meri family ka naamo nishaan nahi durr durr takk

waisey sowieeee ager aap ki family bee iss mein ayee ho
playin
Posted 19 Oct 2005
Ashii says
ik hi gal ae




haaaaaaaaaaa
meri fam to pooori ki pooori paindooo haiiiiiii
me bhi paidnooo huuuuuuu
sall bhi paindooo haiii
aur meenu bhi
hum sab paindoo hein
Posted 19 Oct 2005
Desi_MC says
SALL said:

ik hi gal ae




haaaaaaaaaaa
meri fam to pooori ki pooori paindooo haiiiiiii
me bhi paidnooo huuuuuuu
sall bhi paindooo haiii
aur meenu bhi
hum sab paindoo hein




woh tu daikhtey hee maloom ho gaya tha....
Posted 19 Oct 2005
Ashii says
dekha kab hai
Posted 19 Oct 2005
Desi_MC says
aik tuuuuuu aap bee naa   drama hee hein lol
matlab yeh tha k mulaqaat ker k
jb per

Posted 19 Oct 2005
Shahrukh Khan says
Desi_MC said:

fragi ney delete kerwa diya hai :(



itna dukh
Posted 19 Oct 2005
Desi_MC says
nahi dukh nahi hai
Posted 19 Oct 2005
ashkhan says
believe u me if u go down birmingham you get an overwhelming amout of pindoos, more than u can handle,

we call em' yardies or boatman.

where i live go to any asian centre aaahhhhhhhhhhh

it stanks..

they dont even spk human lang.

no offence to anyone.
Posted 19 Oct 2005
Desi_MC says
ashkhan
i knwwwwwwwwwww yaar............
been there
thru this
but i still like it
thas funny.................
i met this desi kuri at Tesco
Posted 20 Oct 2005
LiL_DollY says
Posted 20 Oct 2005
Teen Tracker says
ek aisi family ka larka mujh se BAR ka rasta poochta tha
Posted 24 Oct 2005
LiL_DollY says
^
Posted 24 Oct 2005
SohniKuddi says
HA HA HA HA HA HA HILARIOUS, TRUE N HILARIOUS

OYE OYE OYE...ASHKHAN WAS DIS BOUT PINDOS


ENUFF BOUT THE PINDOS...U EVA HEARD BOUT THE MP'S? (AND NO I DON'T MEAN MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT, OR PRIME MINISTER THE OTHER WAY ROUND)

NOW THESE PPL HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES.....U FINK PINDOS R BAD? HA HA HA HA, MP'S ARE A SEPARATE BREED OF ....ERR HUMAN. LOLZ, NO OFFENCE 2 NO ONE. BIRMINGHAM? U EVA BEEN 2 BRADFORD? HA HA HA HA MP GALORE, WALK INTO AKBARS N THEN A DETOUR DOWN 2 ANAM'S THEN A RENDEZVOUZ BAK UP 2 MUMTAZ......RICH IN MP'S HA HA HA HA.


N O YEAH.....UK IS ALSO IN EUROPE
Posted 24 Oct 2005
SohniKuddi says
AND DID I MENTION NO OFFENCE





AND WHERE DID MY DOLLY GO?
Posted 24 Oct 2005
Blue Oasis says

Paindoos yep like Ash rightly said in the UK we call them Yardies (yard=home so yardy someone who looks like he is fresh out of back home)

About the many kid issue, maybe they just haven't heard of birth control - or have as many kids as they can so the benifit claims increases.

So yeah they are not dumb, but kniving - like catwomen!
Posted 24 Oct 2005
Desi_MC says
Posted 24 Oct 2005
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