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QUEEN VICTORIA

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1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans ???

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???

                                             Get Back to WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 22 Oct 2005
new_beau says
Why Is it Called QUEEN VICTORIA...If Victoria means GHORA GAARI
Posted 23 Oct 2005
Rapunzel says
new_beau said:

Why Is it Called QUEEN VICTORIA...If Victoria means GHORA GAARI



interesting question
Posted 23 Oct 2005
Rapunzel says
mera khayal hain aap kissi english man se rabta karo he ll ans u in more better way
Posted 23 Oct 2005
new_beau says
Nahin Nahin...She knows URDU
Posted 24 Oct 2005
QUEEN VICTORIA says
meenu ki pata
Posted 24 Oct 2005
new_beau says
yeh SALL ki MEENU kahan say aa gayee beech mainn
Posted 24 Oct 2005
Rapunzel says
pata nahin
Posted 24 Oct 2005
new_beau says
pata kerao na...
Posted 24 Oct 2005
Rapunzel says
kahan se karoon
Posted 24 Oct 2005
new_beau says
Good Question
Posted 24 Oct 2005
Rapunzel says
answer bhi good hona chahiye
Posted 24 Oct 2005
new_beau says
JB kay MODS say poochh lo
Posted 24 Oct 2005
Rapunzel says
hoon
Posted 24 Oct 2005
new_beau says
Ki Hoya
Posted 24 Oct 2005
Rapunzel says
kuch nahin,but i m sad
Posted 24 Oct 2005
new_beau says
y ?? BUTT y ???
Posted 25 Oct 2005
QUEEN VICTORIA says
o meenu nahin I mean mUjhay kya pata
punjabi forgot











Posted 26 Oct 2005
Rapunzel says
pata nahin but now i m ok
Posted 26 Oct 2005
ONLYARBAB says
Posted 26 Oct 2005
Rapunzel says
aandi hain fikhar na karion
Posted 26 Oct 2005
Rapunzel says
aap 7_up ka ho g
Posted 26 Oct 2005
new_beau says
THUMS UP
Posted 27 Oct 2005
Rapunzel says
mirinda bhi tu hai
Posted 27 Oct 2005
new_beau says
MmMmMmMmMmMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIriandaaa
Posted 27 Oct 2005
new_beau says
if T.O.U.G.H sound TUFF...why not P.L.O.U.G.H sound like PLUFF
Posted 27 Oct 2005
QUEEN VICTORIA says
pata kerao na
Posted 28 Oct 2005
Rapunzel says
new_beau said:

if T.O.U.G.H sound TUFF...why not P.L.O.U.G.H sound like PLUFF



o,oooooooooo,interesting
Posted 28 Oct 2005
new_beau says
QUEEN VICTORIA said:

pata kerao na



Mera Dialog meray hi ooper
Posted 29 Oct 2005
Rapunzel says
Posted 30 Oct 2005
new_beau says
Posted 30 Oct 2005
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