SMS bolay tou ??

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S= Service


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Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.

Friend: why?

Sardar: Got upper berth.

Friend: why didn't u exchange?

Sardar: ! Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.

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A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Loss.

Do you know what the business was?

He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!

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A Teacher lecturing on population in India...

"After every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid."

A Sardar stands up- "we must find & stop her!"

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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.

Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.

Again had twins & named Max & Climax.

Again the same! Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
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19 SARDARS WENT for A FILM.ON ASKING THEM WHY THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?

THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR PEOPLE ABOVE 18...

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Sardar standing below a tube light with an open mouth................. WHY?

Because his doctor advised him "Tonight's dinner should be light"
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Sardar was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure as to what to be filled in column

"Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: Yes!

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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY - MY KID & THE GIRL - MY KIDNEY!

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's already raining.

Sardar: So what, take an umbrella and go!

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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied

"Arey bhai Manmohan Singh is PM not AM".

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Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

Dealer gave 11 crore after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.!
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What does a Sardar do after taking a Xerox? >> >> >He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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Sardar proposed to a Girl......

Girl said 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'...........

Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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WHY CAN'T SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?

** THEY CANNOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.

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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.

Sardar says... Drink quickly......

Wife asks why...

Sardar says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide, U'VE 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

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Posted 24 Oct 2005

Rapunzel says
Posted 24 Oct 2005

new_beau says
Sub say Achha konsa laga aap ko ?
Posted 24 Oct 2005

Rapunzel says
2,4,5,14 wala best hai
Posted 24 Oct 2005

new_beau says
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide, U'VE 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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Mujhay bhi yeh waala bohat pasand aaya...
Posted 24 Oct 2005

Rapunzel says
mujhe ye wala tu nahin pasand aaya average tha,mein tu shaadi wala kah rahi hoon
Posted 24 Oct 2005

new_beau says
Chalo koi bhi pasand aaya ho....HANSI tou aayee na...wohi maqsad tha
Posted 25 Oct 2005

ONLYARBAB says
Posted 26 Oct 2005

Sardar standing below a tube light with an open mouth................. WHY?

Because his doctor advised him "Tonight's dinner should be light"






Posted 26 Oct 2005

Rapunzel says
new_beau said:

Chalo koi bhi pasand aaya ho....HANSI tou aayee na...wohi maqsad tha




hann g hansi tu aaaye thanxx 4 that
Posted 26 Oct 2005

Rapunzel says
pasand apni apni ,naseeb apna apna
Posted 26 Oct 2005

new_beau says
rapunzel said:

pasand apni apni ,naseeb apna apna


Nazdeek Apni Apni, Qareeb Apna APna


Shair ho gaya...Shair ho gaya
Posted 27 Oct 2005

Rapunzel says
wah wah
Posted 27 Oct 2005

BEPPO SINGH'S MOTHER DIED.
Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Beppo Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!
Posted 27 Oct 2005

Rapunzel says
Posted 27 Oct 2005

new_beau says





Posted 27 Oct 2005

Rapunzel says
aap ko kya hua g,pasand nahin aaya ya udas ho gay wafat ki khabar sun ke
Posted 28 Oct 2005

new_beau says
Beepo Singh Mera hamsaaya hay..Jub mainn nay uss ko batay keh Meray Humsaye ki Mother ki Death ho gaye ehay tou woh aur zorr say ronay laga
Posted 29 Oct 2005

Rapunzel says
kahein aap bhi tu sikh nahin
Posted 29 Oct 2005

new_beau says
rapunzel said:

kahein aap bhi tu sikh nahin



Direct Bisti
Posted 29 Oct 2005

Rapunzel says
o oo tu indirect karni thi
Posted 30 Oct 2005

new_beau says
Posted 30 Oct 2005

Rapunzel says
o.oo naraz ho giya munna
Posted 31 Oct 2005

yeh muna acha hai maan jaye ga
Posted 03 Nov 2005

new_beau said:

rapunzel said:

kahein aap bhi tu sikh nahin



Direct Bisti


jaab tuk bisti ko as a bisti feel na kia jaye taab tuk bisti nahin hoti soo app bhi feel nah karoo
Posted 03 Nov 2005

Rapunzel says
right
Posted 03 Nov 2005

new_beau said:

Sub say Achha konsa laga aap ko ?



A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied

"Arey bhai Manmohan Singh is PM not AM".


Posted 04 Nov 2005

~Fragi~ says
kewl
Posted 05 Nov 2005

Doctor Sam says
new_beau said:

Beepo Singh Mera hamsaaya hay..Jub mainn nay uss ko batay keh Meray Humsaye ki Mother ki Death ho gaye ehay tou woh aur zorr say ronay laga




Posted 08 Nov 2005

Posted 08 Nov 2005

Rapunzel says
Posted 08 Nov 2005

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