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okie this has been my weekend

abhie Saturday melay per gayie thie, in a city called Birmingham. their was this indian actress their, a jooey something, i donno i don't watch indian movies, i had alot of fun, but i was not able to meet Faakir he's so cute, so handsome, so juicy . i was wondering where can i get Faakirs old album from to be sent to the uk i have tryed everything, i want the Artish album. i won a Balo too, named him Tahir after one of my friends he's got floppy ears and siting on my bed hehehehe

Sunday: Shaadi party, uffffffffffff my cousin phoned from the states and we got chatting then i was roped into helping out i am going to put a convo that i had with one woman, everyone had stuff to eat i came in late and got handed a plate of brown rice

Asian "sorry i don't eat brown rice"

Auntie "Haaa Hay, ne tiya raniyah, tu ke kahaie ge"

Auntie no2 "chaddo paray enu dieting ker de paya aya"

Asian "minu pelow nahie chanaga ladaga"

Auntie "Faslibad de aya te tinu Pelow nahie chanaga lagada?"

Asian " yeah because I'AM NOT LAHORIE"

Auntie no2 "fir tu kee khaygiee"

Asian "taza Hawa "

No one was dancing either so i griped my friends and a few decent aunties and shaked my bootay, i never want to hear the Urban Flavours Album every again. they tryed to start on the clothes i was wearing to, i ordered my dress online, flaminging royal mail , but i have bough a blue Kaftan from the mela, with dimontes on it, so my set matched, just sliped on white combats and a pair of flip flops. east meets west hehehehe

must say i did look quite juicy, only wore lipstick, i hate make up.

so how are ye?
Posted 21 Nov 2005

Posted 05 Dec 2005

Asian said:

okie this has been my weekend

abhie Saturday melay per gayie thie, in a city called Birmingham. their was this indian actress their, a jooey something, i donno i don't watch indian movies, i had alot of fun, but i was not able to meet Faakir he's so cute, so handsome, so juicy . i was wondering where can i get Faakirs old album from to be sent to the uk i have tryed everything, i want the Artish album. i won a Balo too, named him Tahir after one of my friends he's got floppy ears and siting on my bed hehehehe

Sunday: Shaadi party, uffffffffffff my cousin phoned from the states and we got chatting then i was roped into helping out i am going to put a convo that i had with one woman, everyone had stuff to eat i came in late and got handed a plate of brown rice

Asian "sorry i don't eat brown rice"

Auntie "Haaa Hay, ne tiya raniyah, tu ke kahaie ge"

Auntie no2 "chaddo paray enu dieting ker de paya aya"

Asian "minu pelow nahie chanaga ladaga"

Auntie "Faslibad de aya te tinu Pelow nahie chanaga lagada?"

Asian " yeah because I'AM NOT LAHORIE"

Auntie no2 "fir tu kee khaygiee"

Asian "taza Hawa "

No one was dancing either so i griped my friends and a few decent aunties and shaked my bootay, i never want to hear the Urban Flavours Album every again. they tryed to start on the clothes i was wearing to, i ordered my dress online, flaminging royal mail , but i have bough a blue Kaftan from the mela, with dimontes on it, so my set matched, just sliped on white combats and a pair of flip flops. east meets west hehehehe

must say i did look quite juicy, only wore lipstick, i hate make up.

so how are ye?




ohh is it Asian lol waltham staw's girl lol

em i rigt na ?
Posted 05 Dec 2005

Asian says
Gee-Z said:

Asian said:

okie this has been my weekend

abhie Saturday melay per gayie thie, in a city called Birmingham. their was this indian actress their, a jooey something, i donno i don't watch indian movies, i had alot of fun, but i was not able to meet Faakir he's so cute, so handsome, so juicy . i was wondering where can i get Faakirs old album from to be sent to the uk i have tryed everything, i want the Artish album. i won a Balo too, named him Tahir after one of my friends he's got floppy ears and siting on my bed hehehehe

Sunday: Shaadi party, uffffffffffff my cousin phoned from the states and we got chatting then i was roped into helping out i am going to put a convo that i had with one woman, everyone had stuff to eat i came in late and got handed a plate of brown rice

Asian "sorry i don't eat brown rice"

Auntie "Haaa Hay, ne tiya raniyah, tu ke kahaie ge"

Auntie no2 "chaddo paray enu dieting ker de paya aya"

Asian "minu pelow nahie chanaga ladaga"

Auntie "Faslibad de aya te tinu Pelow nahie chanaga lagada?"

Asian " yeah because I'AM NOT LAHORIE"

Auntie no2 "fir tu kee khaygiee"

Asian "taza Hawa "

No one was dancing either so i griped my friends and a few decent aunties and shaked my bootay, i never want to hear the Urban Flavours Album every again. they tryed to start on the clothes i was wearing to, i ordered my dress online, flaminging royal mail , but i have bough a blue Kaftan from the mela, with dimontes on it, so my set matched, just sliped on white combats and a pair of flip flops. east meets west hehehehe

must say i did look quite juicy, only wore lipstick, i hate make up.

so how are ye?




ohh is it Asian lol waltham staw's girl lol

em i rigt na ?




IT'S CARDIFF YOU IDIOT
Posted 05 Dec 2005

y u feel shamy shamy when i cal u waltam staw's gal?

is it complex?
Posted 05 Dec 2005

Asian says
Gee-Z said:

y u feel shamy shamy when i cal u waltam staw's gal?

is it complex?



LISTEN CHANDO, abhie party se ayie hoon tired hoon aur mera mood nahie hai app ke bhongion ko parnay, app udder ja ker bhongies liko varna tumarie patloon ko kech ker nala nikal do ge


Daar ke maray sarie zindgai elastic peno ge, SAMJA
Posted 05 Dec 2005

partyy lol

paindoo party mean sub lipstick gal like u uder ho gayieen

n BoNgi lol
mai hamishaBongo k saath he bongi marta hooon lol
so tum kiya ho u better kno lol

yah ider udher kiya hai ?>

n em in shortssssssssssssssssssss right now lol


keep smilin
Posted 05 Dec 2005

Asian says
Gee-Z said:

partyy lol

paindoo party mean sub lipstick gal like u uder ho gayieen

n BoNgi lol
mai hamishaBongo k saath he bongi marta hooon lol
so tum kiya ho u better kno lol

yah ider udher kiya hai ?>

n em in shortssssssssssssssssssss right now lol


keep smilin



i'am sorry i cannot speak Changar can you re write that in english, urdu or Punjabie
Posted 05 Dec 2005

lol if ma g/f said dat plz rewrite in urdu etc lingo
mai likthaa but ek paindoo gal k liya no way lol
Posted 05 Dec 2005

Asian says
Gee-Z said:

lol if ma g/f said dat plz rewrite in urdu etc lingo
mai likthaa but ek paindoo gal k liya no way lol




Get bent Yankee
Posted 05 Dec 2005

javad says
kalo ki bongeezzzz
Posted 05 Dec 2005

haan yaar says
javad bhai say
kalo ki bongeezzzz
kalo ki bonzeez mein izafa
Posted 05 Dec 2005

Asian says
bla bla bla NOT IN THE MOOD
Posted 06 Dec 2005

omg i went there i met rishi rich
Posted 06 Dec 2005

Asian says
very nice
Posted 07 Dec 2005

theDR says
hi asian
Posted 09 Dec 2005

theDR says
Posted 09 Dec 2005

javad says
asian how r u kahan hoti ho busssyy?
Posted 09 Dec 2005

Asian says
okie i have...

my college work
Vice president of my youth council work
Arson Reduction team work
agency work
house work
and avoiding khan work


work work work, need a holiday


theDR hows my fellow Cardiff bum chum
Posted 11 Dec 2005

Posted 11 Dec 2005

theDR says
Asian lol Im okie thank you :)

Posted 11 Dec 2005

Asian says
Teen Tracker said:




yes i know i'am hott you can open your eyes i'am real
Posted 11 Dec 2005

Asian says
theDR said:

Asian lol Im okie thank you :)




i know what you did last week, University dingo


i know where you live, i know where you live na na ne na na
Posted 11 Dec 2005

theDR says
lol lol lol im waiting lol
Posted 15 Dec 2005

Asian says
na, you havent got a nice shopping centre, lol infact all you got is hills and sheep, and whats the deal with your campus being uphill>


i mean why can't you welshies be normal
Posted 16 Dec 2005

javad says
Posted 16 Dec 2005

Asian says
javad said:





come here sxc
Posted 17 Dec 2005

bhai Mela dilo ka aata hai ak baar aake chala jaata hai
Posted 17 Dec 2005

Asian says
Faizan Rana said:

bhai Mela dilo ka aata hai ak baar aake chala jaata hai




makes no sense to me

Likin menay deeka hai aksar mardon ko cheer ne ke bemaarie lag jatie hai, i have never dishes out some many insults in my life
Posted 18 Dec 2005

aa jaye gee samajh
Posted 20 Dec 2005

theDR says
Asian whats wrong????
Posted 20 Dec 2005

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