Mela

okie this has been my weekend

abhie Saturday melay per gayie thie, in a city called Birmingham. their was this indian actress their, a jooey something, i donno i don't watch indian movies, i had alot of fun, but i was not able to meet Faakir he's so cute, so handsome, so juicy . i was wondering where can i get Faakirs old album from to be sent to the uk i have tryed everything, i want the Artish album. i won a Balo too, named him Tahir after one of my friends he's got floppy ears and siting on my bed hehehehe

Sunday: Shaadi party, uffffffffffff my cousin phoned from the states and we got chatting then i was roped into helping out i am going to put a convo that i had with one woman, everyone had stuff to eat i came in late and got handed a plate of brown rice

Asian "sorry i don't eat brown rice"

Auntie "Haaa Hay, ne tiya raniyah, tu ke kahaie ge"

Auntie no2 "chaddo paray enu dieting ker de paya aya"

Asian "minu pelow nahie chanaga ladaga"

Auntie "Faslibad de aya te tinu Pelow nahie chanaga lagada?"

Asian " yeah because I'AM NOT LAHORIE"

Auntie no2 "fir tu kee khaygiee"

Asian "taza Hawa "

No one was dancing either so i griped my friends and a few decent aunties and shaked my bootay, i never want to hear the Urban Flavours Album every again. they tryed to start on the clothes i was wearing to, i ordered my dress online, flaminging royal mail , but i have bough a blue Kaftan from the mela, with dimontes on it, so my set matched, just sliped on white combats and a pair of flip flops. east meets west hehehehe

must say i did look quite juicy, only wore lipstick, i hate make up.

so how are ye?