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1. Whät îs Cömmön between: Krîshnä, Räm, Gändhî jî & Jesus..?
    Särdär jî Replîed: Äll äre börn ön Gövernment Hölîdäys.

2. Teächer 2 ä Särdär: Ä=B, B=C, Sö Ä=C, Gîve me än exämple ,
    Särdär: Î Löve Yöu, Yöu Löve Yöur Däughter, Sö Î Löve yöur
    däughter.

3. Ek äädmî kî Bîwî gum hö gäyî, Wöh RÄM ke Mändîr me gäyä,
      Räm ne kähä
    Bäju wäle Hänumän Ke Mändîr mäî jä, Merî bhî usî ne dhundhî thî.

4. Ä Kîd äsks the Prîest: Fäther whät îs yöur Fävörîte Pästîme...?
    The Prîest päts the kîds heäd & replîes : NUN My Chîld NUN....!!

5. Särdär böught ä new möbîle. He cälled everyöne fröm hîs Phöne
    Böök & säîd "My Möbîle Nö. häs chänged Eärlîer ît wäs Nökîä 3310 Nöw
    ît îs 6610"

6. Säntä: Î äm ä Pröud Särdär, My sön îs în Medîcäl Cöllege,
    Bäntä: Reälly, whät îs he studyîng, Säntä : Nö he îs nöt studyîng,
    They r Studyîng hîm.

7. Chîntî äur Häthî kä Prem Vîväh huä . Ägle Dîn Häthî kî Mäut hö
    gäî...!! Chîntî Bölî Wäh Möhäbbät , EK dîn kä pyär huä, äb särî umrä
    käbrä khödnemäî bîtegî..!!

8. Säntä Bäntä KÖ 3 lîve bömb mîle, Pölîce KÖ dene chäle, Säntä ägär
    köî bömb räste mäî Phät jäye 2..?
    Bäntä : Jhööth böl denge 2 hî mîle the...!!!

9. Särdär fälls în Löve wîth Nurse. She rejected hîm. .. why ? .
    Becäuse he wrîtes ä Löve letter 2 her, "Î LÖVE U SÎSTER."
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