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"A young guy from Karachi, moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Karachi."

Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.

"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.

"How many sales did you make today?"

Kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

Kid says, "$101,237.64."

Boss says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"

Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he as gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"

Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot. You might as well go fishing.'"
Posted 01 Jan 2006

1) A sardar invested 20 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was?

.. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

2) A sardarji photographer was focusing on a dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all relatives beat him why?

. . .. . . . . . . . He said "SMILE ! PLEASE"

3) Sardarji was standing below a tube light with a open mouth................ WHY?
. . . .Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=

4) One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knows why?

. . . .. . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

5) A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. . . . . .

. . . . He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

6) Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why?

.. . . . . Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

7) A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children who were in the last 3 years of ur marriage?

. . . .. . Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

8) Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

. . . . Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6yr old son, he can't read very fast.

9) Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.

. . . .. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

10) Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing?

. . . .. .He said-i'm seeing how i look while sleeping
Posted 03 Jan 2006

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