SOME FACTS: An insect falls into a mug of tea ! Englishman: throws the mug away and walks out. American: takes the insect out and drinks the tea. Chinese: eats the insect and throws the tea away. Israeli: sucks the tea from the insect before throwing the insect away and drinking the tea. Pakistani: accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his tea and vows to reply in kind.
Indian: accuses Pakistan of helping the insect to infiltrate into the mug, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the tea, blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic militant, then an Afghan mercenary, then a Pakistan army regular and finally a Pakistan SSG commando in an undercover operation and presents identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a Pakistan army person in an undercover operation to change the status of LOC, and vows to defend every inch of the mug and every drop of tea.
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quote:Originally posted by tarar786
SOME FACTS: An insect falls into a mug of tea ! Englishman: throws the mug away and walks out. American: takes the insect out and drinks the tea. Chinese: eats the insect and throws the tea away. Israeli: sucks the tea from the insect before throwing the insect away and drinking the tea. Pakistani: accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his tea and vows to reply in kind.
Indian: accuses Pakistan of helping the insect to infiltrate into the mug, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the tea, blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic militant, then an Afghan mercenary, then a Pakistan army regular and finally a Pakistan SSG commando in an undercover operation and presents identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a Pakistan army person in an undercover operation to change the status of LOC, and vows to defend every inch of the mug and every drop of tea.
hahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahh[:D] DAT was so funny LOL!!
