Q1:- Cat Aur RABBIT Main Kia Farq Hota Hay ? ANS:- Cat Ki Dum Aur RABBIT K Kaan Lambay Hotay Hain.
Q2:- Elephant K Jism Main Ajeeb Cheez Kia Hoti Hay ? Ans:- Us Ka Left Kaan Buhat Bara Aur Right Kaan Left Kaan K Barabar Hota Hay
Q3:- Aaj Kal HORSE Ki Sawari Main Kis QISAM Ki Kami Mehsoos Ki Jaati Hay? ANS:- Horse Main REVERSE Ghear Nahin Hota.
Q4:- Daur Main TORTOISE , RABBIT Say Kaisay Jeeta? Ans:- Rabbit K PILAG Main Kachra Aanay Ki Waja Say.
Q5:- Har BHOONKNAY Wala DOG Kaatta Kyon Nahin Hay? Ans:- Kyon K Woh Yeh Hi Samajhta Hay K Jab Kaatna Hi Hay Tu Bhoonknay Say Kia Faida.
Q6:- Donkey Ziada Weight Uthaanay Wala animal Kyon Samjha Jaata Hay. Ans:- Is leiye K Woh DONKEY Hay.
Q7:- Achi Aur Buri Biwi Main Kia Farq Hay? Ans:- Kia Mutlab ?BIWIYAAN Achi Bhi Hoti Hain Kia!!! .
Q9:- Biwi Tu Apni MAA K Kehnay Par Chalti Hay, Kia BETA Bhi MAA K Kehnay Par Chalta Hay? Ans:- Ji Haan! Woh Bhi MAA K Kehnay Par Chalta Hay Laikin Apnay BACHOON Ki MAA K.
Q10:- Biwi Aur Saali Main Kon Ziada Achi Hoti Hay ? Ans:- SAALI Behtar Hay . KAASH Woh Biwi K Baghair Mil Sakti.
Q:11: Kya Tv DEkhnay Say Ankhain Kharab Ho Jati Hain ??? Ans: PTV Dekhnay say tou Demag KHarab ho Jata hai ;)
Q12:- ullo Or Net Girls Main Kia Farq Hai ? Ans:- Hehehehheh Ullo Tu Ullo Hay Or Larkioon Ko Tu Ullo Banaya Jata Hai Hehehehehe....
Q13:- Larkioon Ko Phansanay Ka Kia Tarika Hai? Ans:- Larkian Khood Phans Jaati Hain Bhari Bus Main..
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Q13:- Gadhay Ko Bandha Howa Hai Batain Woh Door Pari Ghass Kaisay Khay Ga ??
