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LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.



Posted 22 Feb 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 22 Feb 2006

x_Bushra_x says
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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so true
Posted 22 Feb 2006

Ashii says
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
aisa kitchen mei bhi hota hai

coffee n bath theorems
Posted 22 Feb 2006

paki_fan says
most of it is true
Posted 22 Feb 2006

Doctor Sam says
Teen Tracker said:

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.





Ohh TT bhai, v nice..


balkay itnay mazay k rules hain..
Posted 22 Feb 2006

bas kia karin barson ki tapsya hay
Posted 22 Feb 2006

Doctor Sam says
oh no.. ye aap k zaati aqwaal nahi ho saktay,
Posted 22 Feb 2006

Kyun kia mai nikamon ka sardar nahi hoon
Posted 22 Feb 2006

Doctor Sam says
aray wo to aap hain,, is se kisi ko inkaar nahi...
Posted 22 Feb 2006

Rapunzel says
good lawsssssssss
Posted 22 Feb 2006

Thanx Rapu and sam
Posted 25 Feb 2006

Bazigaar says
never happened to me
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