THE INTERVIEW

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Virdan

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THE INTERVIEW


Interviewer: Your Name?

Interviewee: M.P., Sir.

Interviewer: Tell me properly.
Interviewee: Mohan Pal, Sir.

Interviewer: Your father's name?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.

Interviewer: What dose that mean?
Interviewee: Manmohan Pal, Sir.

Interviewer: Your native place?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.

Interviewer: Madhya Pradesh?
Interviewee: No, Munnur Pal, Sir.

Interviewer: What is your qualification?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.

Interviewer (Angrily): What is it?
Interviewee: Matric Pass.

Interviewer: Why do you need a job?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.

Interviewer: And what does that mean?
Interviewee: Money problem, Sir.

Interviewer: Describe your personality.
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.

Interviewer: Explain yourself clearly.
Interviewee: Magnanimous personality, Sir.

Interviewer: This discussion is now over. You may go now.
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.

Interviewer: What is it now?
Interviewee: My performance, Sir?

Interviewer: M.P.!!!


Interviewee: What is that, Sir.
Interviewer: Mentally punctured!
Posted 23 Apr 2006

Rapunzel says
bhai M.p
Posted 23 Apr 2006

Virdan says
ha ha ha
magar mein ne is M.P ka nahee pochhna keh yeh kis liyay hay
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Gauri Khan says
good. is ko parhnay kay baad acha khasa bunda M.P ho jata hai.
Posted 25 Apr 2006

Virdan says
ha ha ha ha ha yes yes MP
Posted 25 Apr 2006

Rapunzel says
MP
Posted 25 Apr 2006

Rapunzel says
MPlol
Posted 25 Apr 2006

Virdan says
sano ki pata assi tay masoom wan
Posted 26 Apr 2006

MP


most posted
means boaht baar post hua hai ye
but good
Posted 26 Apr 2006

Rapunzel says
Posted 26 Apr 2006

Gauri Khan says
Posted 27 Apr 2006

Virdan says
MP 4 Men Power (But jisay kabhi women ne mehsoos he nahee kiya na accept kiya hay isi baat ka aaj tak sabhi becharo ko afsoos hay )
Posted 27 Apr 2006

Rapunzel says
Posted 27 Apr 2006

Gauri Khan says
Great Virdan tum man bhi na her baat say apnay matlab ki baat nikal hi laitay ho.
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Virdan says
waisay phir bhi mein matlabi nahee hon
hay na mazay ki baat
Posted 29 Apr 2006

Gauri Khan says
yeh to aap keh rahay ho na aur apni tareef to her koee kar laita hai. baat to tub hai jub doosroon ki khoobi ko bhi khulay dil say mana jaay. kyun hai na sachi baat?
Posted 30 Apr 2006

Virdan says
sachi baat wohi hoti hay jis k liyay insan ko tasdeeq karnay ya kisi ki hamait ki zaroorat na ho usay pochhna bhi na paray keh yeh sachi baat hay keh nahee
Posted 30 Apr 2006

Rapunzel says
oops

u both r rite now cease fire plz
Posted 03 May 2006

Virdan says
ok sweet sister
Posted 04 May 2006

Gauri Khan says
hmmmmmmmm
Posted 05 May 2006

Virdan says
yup
Posted 10 May 2006

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