A TRUE FRIEND

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jason statham

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hey ppl!
Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?!? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks true friendship and truth itself!

Friend,
When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot
revenge against the ba***** who made you sad.
When you are blue, .....I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, ....I'll know you finally got some.
When you are scared, ....I will tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to you -
dumb ass.
When you are sick, ....stay away from me until you're well again. I
don't want what you've got.
When you fall, ...I will try to keep from laughing.
This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you ask? Because you're
my friend.
Posted 24 Apr 2003

Cute_gal says
kewl....!!!
Posted 24 Apr 2003

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............lol
Posted 24 Apr 2003

me 2 [:I] paa jee .. good work
Posted 25 Apr 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Its Nice Mr Nice Guy .. Keep It Up [:)]
Posted 25 Apr 2003

wht u think abt true frndship BF
Posted 25 Apr 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Well Kiss Ki [?][:p] Yeh To Bataaoo Pehley [:p]
Posted 25 Apr 2003

Ooops ... sowwe ... mein batana bhoal giya.. yar kissi ki bhi ... us ki .. yeh fir us ke .. jis ka bhi dil karay bata do ...
Posted 26 Apr 2003

Ooops ... sowwe ... mein batana bhoal giya.. yar kissi ki bhi ... us ki .. yeh fir us ke .. jis ka bhi dil karay bata do ...
Posted 26 Apr 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Yaar Ab Kiya Bataaoon WOL .. Kiya Puraane Zakjum Khureedte Ho lol .. AaaaaaHa .. Bas Yaar Guzre Zamanoon Ki Yaadein Mat Yaad Dilaaoo [:P]
Posted 26 Apr 2003

okay dokie [:)]
Posted 02 May 2003

LiL_DollY says
friendship?
Posted 01 Mar 2005

Dua_786 says
nice.. Keep it up
Posted 01 Mar 2005

Ashii says
hum sabb kar sakte hein
par yeh nahi
---> "When you fall, ...I will try to keep from laughing"


Posted 03 Mar 2005

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