!!!SHOLAY REMIX…….2006 style!!!

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Gabbar sends Kaaliya along with other two members



to RAMGADD to collect the “lutt-marr” software



they had prepared.





They reach Ramgadd and start shouting: “Abey o Thakur………….kahan hai



woh Lutt-marr software. Last date to kab kaa nikal gaya ….



Thakur with anger: “Chillaoo matt….!!!!!!!”

…jaakar Gabbar se kehdo ki Ramgadd waloon ne “lutt-marr” software



pagal kuttoonke liye banana band kar diya hai…”



Kaaliya: “bahut garmi dikha rahe ho Thakur?   koi naye



programmers hire kiye ho kya?”



Thakur: “nazar utha ke toh dekh Kaaliya…..tere sar par ‘powerbuilders’



chal rahe hai”



Kaaliya looks up and sees Veeru (Dharmendra) working on a PC



on a water tank and Jai (Amitabh) on the other with a Laptop





Kaaliya starts laughing and says: “ha ha ha ha…. Thakur ne freshers to hire



kiya hai…. yeh log programming karenge????? ?? In ko toh DOS



commands bhi nahin aate…”



Veeru shouts: “ chup-chaap chale jaa kuttae hum log consultants



hai kuch bhi kar sakte hain…”



Jai hits his key board and then says: “ jaa Kaaliya… Gabbar se kehna uska



server down ho gaya …”



AT GABBAR’S DEN:



Gabbar: “kitne bugs the…??”



Kaaliya: “do sarkar!!”



Gabbar: “wo do!!! Aur tum teen….phir bhi fix nahin kar sakae???? Suvvvvarrrr



ke bacchoon…(music)”



…kya sonch kae aaye the….ke Gabbar khusss hoga…. naya



assignment aur increament dega… iski sazaa milagi….

baraaa barr milage…



{Gabber Snatches X terminal from Saambhaa}



Gabbar: “kitne sessions hai is machine mein??”



Saambha: “ chhey sarkar…!!!”



Gabbar: “session chhey aur programmer teenbahut naainsaafi hai…”



[logout - logout - logout]



“Haan ab theek hai…”



(fires out the other two)

“Ab tera kya hoga Kaaliya…”



Kaaliya: “sarkaar… maine toh aapka code likha tha…”



Gabbar: “Toh ab documentation karr
Posted 28 Aug 2006

cutefriend says


haye kaliya
Posted 28 Aug 2006

danie says

Ha-ha-ha
Nice Sharing.
Posted 29 Aug 2006

~Fragi~ says
nyce
Posted 29 Aug 2006

new_beau says
Gabbar nay teenonn ki File Corrupt ker di
Posted 29 Aug 2006

Fairl_Girl says
lol
Posted 30 Aug 2006

veer_zaara says
hahha
tera kiya huga kalia
Posted 30 Aug 2006

new_beau says
Mainn nay tumhara JB sajaya hay Sardaar
Posted 30 Aug 2006

ONLYARBAB says
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veer_zaara says
aye sambav

sarkar kinty inaam rakha hain ?
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Fairl_Girl says
khambha
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