Fairl_Girl
Age: 124
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Pakistan, Pakistan
Gabbar sends Kaaliya along with other two members
to RAMGADD to collect the “lutt-marr” software
they had prepared.
They reach Ramgadd and start shouting: “Abey o Thakur………….kahan hai
woh Lutt-marr software. Last date to kab kaa nikal gaya ….
Thakur with anger: “Chillaoo matt….!!!!!!!”
…jaakar Gabbar se kehdo ki Ramgadd waloon ne “lutt-marr” software
pagal kuttoonke liye banana band kar diya hai…”
Kaaliya: “bahut garmi dikha rahe ho Thakur? koi naye
programmers hire kiye ho kya?”
Thakur: “nazar utha ke toh dekh Kaaliya…..tere sar par ‘powerbuilders’
chal rahe hai”
Kaaliya looks up and sees Veeru (Dharmendra) working on a PC
on a water tank and Jai (Amitabh) on the other with a Laptop
Kaaliya starts laughing and says: “ha ha ha ha…. Thakur ne freshers to hire
kiya hai…. yeh log programming karenge????? ?? In ko toh DOS
commands bhi nahin aate…”
Veeru shouts: “ chup-chaap chale jaa kuttae hum log consultants
hai kuch bhi kar sakte hain…”
Jai hits his key board and then says: “ jaa Kaaliya… Gabbar se kehna uska
server down ho gaya …”
AT GABBAR’S DEN:
Gabbar: “kitne bugs the…??”
Kaaliya: “do sarkar!!”
Gabbar: “wo do!!! Aur tum teen….phir bhi fix nahin kar sakae???? Suvvvvarrrr
ke bacchoon…(music)”
…kya sonch kae aaye the….ke Gabbar khusss hoga…. naya
assignment aur increament dega… iski sazaa milagi….
baraaa barr milage…
{Gabber Snatches X terminal from Saambhaa}
Gabbar: “kitne sessions hai is machine mein??”
Saambha: “ chhey sarkar…!!!”
Gabbar: “session chhey aur programmer teenbahut naainsaafi hai…”
[logout - logout - logout]
“Haan ab theek hai…”
(fires out the other two)
“Ab tera kya hoga Kaaliya…”
Kaaliya: “sarkaar… maine toh aapka code likha tha…”
Gabbar: “Toh ab documentation karr
