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Fairl_Girl

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In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer tio mein kutton ko daal doon.



Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW




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Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.



Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai




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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?



Santa: Ji aap hi NE bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am




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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein dus ve number pe tha




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Jeeto: Dekho who admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.



Santa: Who to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai




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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai




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Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?



Santa: Oye tenuh he vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI




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Santa: If I die will u remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister




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Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!



Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?




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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.



Pappu: Haan papa, chalo Maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.




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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!



Santa: Why don't u cook something else.




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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.




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Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?



Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM




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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar NE poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.



Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.



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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?


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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu at nahi hai ji, tainu hai at lipat ja...


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At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe NE?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol kar



Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Posted 14 Sep 2006

Fairl_Girl says
vz ap kab aye aur has kis ki bato per rahe ho
Posted 17 Sep 2006

Fairl_Girl says
cutefriend said:

Fairl_Girl said:

main kab kaha ki main din ko ao gi 12 ko roshni main



chaloo din ke 12 bhi a ker dekh lena
tum kia adhar nigre main rehtay ho lagta hai
ya kahi chimini main to nahi rehtay hain wohi rehtay ho wahan to na din ka pata na rat ka ya shayad store main bad kar dehti hai mom apko sara din raat
Posted 17 Sep 2006

Fairl_Girl says
cutefriend said:

Fairl_Girl said:

itna bara hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kia phas gaya tha mouth main




i was thnkng
maine koi osama ko marne ka plan nahi phochA
Posted 17 Sep 2006

Fairl_Girl says
cutefriend said:

Fairl_Girl said:

jaldi bata do to main kuch under lay ao aur glasses pehan ao




jo marzi le aooooooo

han sun glasses pehan ke ana
pehan kar ana company nahi bataye
Posted 17 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
Fairl_Girl said:

cutefriend said:

Fairl_Girl said:

main kab kaha ki main din ko ao gi 12 ko roshni main



chaloo din ke 12 bhi a ker dekh lena
tum kia adhar nigre main rehtay ho lagta hai
ya kahi chimini main to nahi rehtay hain wohi rehtay ho wahan to na din ka pata na rat ka ya shayad store main bad kar dehti hai mom apko sara din raat


arye u ko tu andhera chahaye na
main jidher bhi rahon
andhera ho ga bas
Posted 17 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
Fairl_Girl said:

cutefriend said:

Fairl_Girl said:

itna bara hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kia phas gaya tha mouth main




i was thnkng
maine koi osama ko marne ka plan nahi phochA


osama per bari nazar hai kher tu hai
Posted 17 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
Fairl_Girl said:

cutefriend said:

Fairl_Girl said:

jaldi bata do to main kuch under lay ao aur glasses pehan ao




jo marzi le aooooooo

han sun glasses pehan ke ana
pehan kar ana company nahi bataye



ab thori si tu relaxation honi chahye na
Posted 17 Sep 2006

Fairl_Girl says
osama se apko millwana jo hai n bola hai
uncle uncle he is the one jisne bola tha osama kia chez hai meray samne phir dekhna gudi gudi gudi buhdi buhdi buhdi
Posted 19 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
main ne osama se mil ker kiya kerna hia

yeh hai ke us se mil liya tu free main US jaoon ga US police ke saath


chaloo jeee sab chaloo free main US

jis ne jana hia merye pass name registerd ker daye
Posted 19 Sep 2006

Fairl_Girl says
khaberdarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
jo mere uncle kokuch kaha to
Posted 19 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
main ne kab kaha
Posted 19 Sep 2006

chandbabu says
main nai b kuch nahi kaha
Posted 19 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
aawyan larkyan khud hi sochti rehti hain
Posted 20 Sep 2006

Fairl_Girl says
to yeh usa ki police ki kis ko suna rahay ho
pata hai kuch bush uncle ke BEST FRIEND HAI
farak itna hai ki bush subke samne karta hai aur uncle chupke
Posted 20 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
apun tu US jaye ga free main

and u know ka apun ko kiya fayeda hooo ga

udher apun ko apun ki parooooo bhi milye gi
Posted 20 Sep 2006

Fairl_Girl says
hahahahhaha
paro ab kahi aur ja rahe hai
Posted 20 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
nahi yeh nahi ho saktaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


yar paroo se kahoo esa na kerye
Posted 20 Sep 2006

Fairl_Girl says
bas kar dia
Posted 20 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
arye nahi naaaaaaaaaaaaaa


ab us ki waja se US ka mood banaya tu ab us ka plan change

ab kidher ka plan hia
Posted 20 Sep 2006

Fairl_Girl says
kyon batayein
Posted 20 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
Posted 20 Sep 2006

Fairl_Girl says
kia hua
Posted 21 Sep 2006

FG sis, Cf ko kuch na kuch hota rehta hae, fiker not
Posted 21 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
parooo kidher jaye gi ab
Posted 21 Sep 2006

FG yeh app se baat ker rahe hain
Posted 21 Sep 2006

Fairl_Girl says
han
paro
wohi jaye gi jahan uski life layjaye
Posted 21 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
London_Girl said:

FG sis, Cf ko kuch na kuch hota rehta hae, fiker not





Posted 21 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
London_Girl said:

FG yeh app se baat ker rahe hain



main ne bhi us ko yehi kaha hia
Posted 21 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
Fairl_Girl said:

han
paro
wohi jaye gi jahan uski life layjaye



per kuch pata tu chalye
Posted 21 Sep 2006

chandbabu says
hamain b ba too
Posted 21 Sep 2006

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