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In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer tio mein kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them. Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi NE bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein dus ve number pe tha ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Jeeto: Dekho who admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai. Santa: Who to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Santa: Oye tenuh he vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Santa: If I die will u remarry? Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo Maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar NE poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. Santa: What's difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu at nahi hai ji, tainu hai at lipat ja... ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe NE? Boy: Goal karan lai. Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol kar Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Fairl_Girl
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vz ap kab aye aur has kis ki bato per rahe ho
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cutefriend said:
Fairl_Girl said: main kab kaha ki main din ko ao gi 12 ko roshni main
chaloo din ke 12 bhi a ker dekh lena tum kia adhar nigre main rehtay ho lagta hai
ya kahi chimini main to nahi rehtay hain wohi rehtay ho wahan to na din ka pata na rat ka ya shayad store main bad kar dehti hai mom apko sara din raat
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cutefriend said:
Fairl_Girl said: itna bara hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kia phas gaya tha mouth main
i was thnkng maine koi osama ko marne ka plan nahi phochA
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cutefriend said:
Fairl_Girl said: jaldi bata do to main kuch under lay ao aur glasses pehan ao
jo marzi le aooooooo han sun glasses pehan ke ana pehan kar ana company nahi bataye
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Fairl_Girl said:
cutefriend said:
Fairl_Girl said: main kab kaha ki main din ko ao gi 12 ko roshni main
chaloo din ke 12 bhi a ker dekh lena tum kia adhar nigre main rehtay ho lagta hai ya kahi chimini main to nahi rehtay hain wohi rehtay ho wahan to na din ka pata na rat ka ya shayad store main bad kar dehti hai mom apko sara din raat arye u ko tu andhera chahaye na
main jidher bhi rahon
andhera ho ga bas
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Fairl_Girl said:
cutefriend said:
Fairl_Girl said: itna bara hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kia phas gaya tha mouth main
i was thnkng maine koi osama ko marne ka plan nahi phochA osama per bari nazar hai kher tu hai
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Fairl_Girl said:
cutefriend said:
Fairl_Girl said: jaldi bata do to main kuch under lay ao aur glasses pehan ao
jo marzi le aooooooo han sun glasses pehan ke ana pehan kar ana company nahi bataye ab thori si tu relaxation honi chahye na
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osama se apko millwana jo hai n bola hai
uncle uncle he is the one jisne bola tha osama kia chez hai meray samne phir dekhna gudi gudi gudi buhdi buhdi buhdi
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main ne osama se mil ker kiya kerna hia
yeh hai ke us se mil liya tu free main US jaoon ga US police ke saath
chaloo jeee sab chaloo free main US
jis ne jana hia merye pass name registerd ker daye
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khaberdarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr jo mere uncle kokuch kaha to
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main ne kab kaha
chandbabu
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main nai b kuch nahi kaha
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aawyan larkyan khud hi sochti rehti hain
Fairl_Girl
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to yeh usa ki police ki kis ko suna rahay ho pata hai kuch bush uncle ke BEST FRIEND HAI farak itna hai ki bush subke samne karta hai aur uncle chupke
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apun tu US jaye ga free main and u know ka apun ko kiya fayeda hooo ga udher apun ko apun ki parooooo bhi milye gi
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hahahahhaha paro ab kahi aur ja rahe hai
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nahi yeh nahi ho saktaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yar paroo se kahoo esa na kerye
Fairl_Girl
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bas kar dia
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arye nahi naaaaaaaaaaaaaa ab us ki waja se US ka mood banaya tu ab us ka plan change ab kidher ka plan hia
Fairl_Girl
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kyon batayein
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kia hua
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FG sis, Cf ko kuch na kuch hota rehta hae, fiker not
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parooo kidher jaye gi ab
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FG yeh app se baat ker rahe hain
Fairl_Girl
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han paro wohi jaye gi jahan uski life layjaye
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London_Girl said: FG yeh app se baat ker rahe hain
main ne bhi us ko yehi kaha hia
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Fairl_Girl said: han paro wohi jaye gi jahan uski life layjaye
per kuch pata tu chalye
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hamain b ba too
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