Q&A WITH NIKAMA

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nikama

Age: 50
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Location:
rawalpindi, Pakistan
Q-AP KERTE KYA HAIN?
A-tere ghar se khata hun kya,tujhe kya tension he.
Q-AP KI SALARY KITNI HE?
A-ye pakro 10 ka note aur jao,ALLAH reham karega
Q-SHADI KA KAB TAK IRADA HE?
A-
Q-AUR KITNE BEHEN BHAI HAIN?
A-tumhare liay main akaila hi kafi hun
Q-VALID SAHIB KYA KERTE HAIN?
A-ayee,baap tak na ponhchna verna....
Q-KAL VO LARKI KON THI AP K SATH?
A-sach bata dun maro gay to nahin
Q-PAKISTAN MAIN KOI QANOON HE BHALA?
A-nahin....aaa...tishooon,mar gaya nashukra kahin ka
Q-AP KA IDEAL KON HE?
A-nikama
Q-FUTURE K KYA PLANS HAIN?
A-
Q-KABHI MOHABAT KI?
A-nahin,ab ker lete hun,ummmmm

ager ap log mazeed koi sawal poochna chahain to ooper diay gay address per rabta karain

Posted 18 Oct 2006

ye pehlay Qs kis nay poochhay hain?
Posted 18 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
nikama said:


Q-SHADI KA KAB TAK IRADA HE?
A-abhi der he,apni sis ko bolo wait na kare



paa jee yeh answer zara change ker laye
plzzzzzzzz
Posted 18 Oct 2006

~Fragi~ says
nikama times kee head line
Posted 18 Oct 2006

Doctor Sam says
cutefriend said:

nikama said:


Q-SHADI KA KAB TAK IRADA HE?
A-abhi der he,apni sis ko bolo wait na kare



paa jee yeh answer zara change ker laye
plzzzzzzzz


ye waqai munasib nahi lagta.. mazaq apni jaga... lekin...
Posted 18 Oct 2006

Doctor Sam says
nikama said:

Q-AP KERTE KYA HAIN?
A-tere ghar se khata hun kya,tujhe kya tension he.
Q-AP KI SALARY KITNI HE?
A-ye pakro 10 ka note aur jao,ALLAH reham karega
Q-SHADI KA KAB TAK IRADA HE?
A-abhi der he,apni sis ko bolo wait na kare
Q-AUR KITNE BEHEN BHAI HAIN?
A-tumhare liay main akaila hi kafi hun
Q-VALID SAHIB KYA KERTE HAIN?
A-ayee,baap tak na ponhchna verna....
Q-KAL VO LARKI KON THI AP K SATH?
A-sach bata dun maro gay to nahin
Q-PAKISTAN MAIN KOI QANOON HE BHALA?
A-nahin....aaa...tishooon,mar gaya nashukra kahin ka
Q-AP KA IDEAL KON HE?
A-nikama
Q-FUTURE K KYA PLANS HAIN?
A-
Q-KABHI MOHABAT KI?
A-nahin,ab ker lete hun,ummmmm

ager ap log mazeed koi sawal poochna chahain to ooper diay gay address per rabta karain



Tobaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Posted 18 Oct 2006

nikama said:

Q-AP KERTE KYA HAIN?
A-tere ghar se khata hun kya,tujhe kya tension he.
Q-AP KI SALARY KITNI HE?
A-ye pakro 10 ka note aur jao,ALLAH reham karega
Q-SHADI KA KAB TAK IRADA HE?
A-abhi der he,apni sis ko bolo wait na kare
Q-AUR KITNE BEHEN BHAI HAIN?
A-tumhare liay main akaila hi kafi hun
Q-VALID SAHIB KYA KERTE HAIN?
A-ayee,baap tak na ponhchna verna....
Q-KAL VO LARKI KON THI AP K SATH?
A-sach bata dun maro gay to nahin
Q-PAKISTAN MAIN KOI QANOON HE BHALA?
A-nahin....aaa...tishooon,mar gaya nashukra kahin ka
Q-AP KA IDEAL KON HE?
A-nikama
Q-FUTURE K KYA PLANS HAIN?
A-
Q-KABHI MOHABAT KI?
A-nahin,ab ker lete hun,ummmmm

ager ap log mazeed koi sawal poochna chahain to ooper diay gay address per rabta karain




lolzz nikama bro mai appko nbahuth MACQOOL insaan sumjata thaa but after reading ur topi feel hua k app bhi meri he thran k hooo lolzzz means

Posted 18 Oct 2006

~Fragi~ says
lil editing
Posted 18 Oct 2006

Doctor Sam says
wese hum shuru se e Nikammay bhai ko ITNA MAQOOL insaan nahi samajhtay thay...
Posted 18 Oct 2006

~Fragi~ says
KIYA MATLAB SAM BHAIYA
Posted 18 Oct 2006

Doctor Sam says
matlab nikamma bhai samajh jaien gay...
Posted 18 Oct 2006

~Fragi~ says
Yeh kiya hoya kaisey hoya ??
Posted 18 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
bas ho gaya jesye bhi hua
ab choro jo ho chuka next ka socho
Posted 18 Oct 2006

Q&A with riz khan
Posted 18 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
pehlye sk aik se tu ker loooo
Posted 19 Oct 2006

nikama says
cutefriend said:

nikama said:


Q-SHADI KA KAB TAK IRADA HE?
A-abhi der he,apni sis ko bolo wait na kare



paa jee yeh answer zara change ker laye
plzzzzzzzz

change ker dia
acha kia,ye q&a raat asal main pichli raat ko hauy thay but her jaga k apne standerds hain.
sorry for that
Posted 19 Oct 2006

nikama says
Gee-Z said:



lolzz nikama bro mai appko nbahuth MACQOOL insaan sumjata thaa but after reading ur topi feel hua k app bhi meri he thran k hooo lolzzz means


chalo acha hua ghalat fehmi door ho gai
Posted 19 Oct 2006

Ashii says
khwateen o hazraat
jbland k makami wakt k mutabik sab k bara baja chahte hein
yeh radio nikama hai
aap aap nikama se bak bak sunein ge
Posted 19 Oct 2006

Doctor Sam says
hamaray sir main bohat dard hey...
band karain radio...
Posted 19 Oct 2006

nikama says
han aik aur question bhi tha.
Q-AP GARI KYUN NAHIN LE LAITAY
A-is ka jo jawab dia tha vo yahan likh dia to
Posted 19 Oct 2006

Doctor Sam says
nikamma bhai..

kis mazloom ne ye sawal aap se poochay thay...
Posted 19 Oct 2006

nikama says
tha aik
jiger he apna
aur mazloom ap is liay keh rahe ho k abhi ap sirf mujh se waqif ho
Posted 19 Oct 2006

Doctor Sam says
aap k jawab parh kar hum ne sawal karne walay ko mazloom kaha hey.....
Posted 19 Oct 2006

Ashii says
sawal karne wala mazloom nahi bewakoof hoga
Posted 19 Oct 2006

nikama says
matlab ap ki league ka tha
mera nahin khayal
he can be anything but bewaqoof
Posted 19 Oct 2006

Doctor Sam says
isiliye to hum ne mazloom kaha tha... khair ye lafz bhi hum wapis le lete hain..
Posted 19 Oct 2006

Ashii says
hum ne aap se kabhi koi sawal nahi kiya
iss liye hum akalmandon mei aate hein




maaf kijiye ga hum ne aap k dost ko bewakoof keh diya
Posted 19 Oct 2006

nikama says
Ashii said:



maaf kijiye ga hum ne aap k dost ko bewakoof keh diya


nak ragro
phir muafi mile gi
Posted 19 Oct 2006

Ashii says
Alllah maaf kare,,
naak kaise ragrein,, kaat dete hein

chalo idher karo apni nikami naaak
Posted 19 Oct 2006

nikama says
meri to kab ki kat chuki
ap apnni naak ragro
Posted 19 Oct 2006

Ashii says
hamari taraf dekha bhi to aap k peeche kutte chor dein ge




aaaaap nakte ho
nikama nakata
Posted 19 Oct 2006

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