Today We Had Aftaar

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MysteriousRomeo

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At some pakistani family in our street..

So my bhabi and brother told me to go with them.
At 6 we left home and 6.10 we were at their place, (they live in the same street, desis stick together fataaa fut) lol
It was my 1st visit to them place.
We went it, hi hello stuff....
What I saw so many desi families... and charlie smell
Got our self seated...
From my seat I could see the kitchen, and damn man what I saw some cute desi girls
omg Allah maaf kare... I could'nt stop my self....

And then before the Roza opened we had little discussion about Iraq, Korea crisis.

Okay so bhabi called my name, so I went up shyly and looked towards uncle, he was like yea betaa jaao aap ka hee ghar hai.
I went in kitchen bhabi was like Romeo yeh Tania hai yeh bee tumhaarey wala course parr rahi hai...
Omg... I was like salaam o alaikum...
Damnnnnnnnn her smile...........

Okay so now few mins left for aftaari... All the men seated in the living room... And aunties in the kitchen... girls in the rooms....
So I went back to the living room.... no room for me...
So uncle was like beta apni plate mein jo khana hai daal lo aur ander... behno key saath jaa ker baith jaao..



Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I was like nah I'm kool here....

But atlast I ended up sitting with my "behnain"
They were talking about their Eid outfits, mehndi and like going to this desi mela... stuff...
And I was eating so sharma sharma ker....... omg... they all were staring at me.... and then questioning..
Do you have a girlfriend....


Hahahahahah
And then I heard.. Saira ki bachi chup ker... lol

Okay.... then we started talking a little.. I was this close to get her MSN and Tele
When uncle called me for namaaz.....
LOL

Unlce was burping during the namaaz...
omg...

curry.... and kebab.......... smell....
lol
lol

EEEWWWWWW

And then hum ghar aagey...

Mujhey pata hee nahi tha key humaari street key last ghar mein itni cute desi kuri rehti hai
Yeh pata tha key idher desi family rehti hai
But...........

SHE IS NOT NOT BEHAN    

Grrrrrrr uncle.....


Ok thank you for listening to me...
I just had to let it out....

Bye
Posted 19 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
wowwww tu kesi rahi behnon ke saath aftari
and khana acha banaya tha behnoon ne ??????????????????????????????????????????




Posted 19 Oct 2006



DONT MAKE ME POST SAME LINE
jo mein ney msn per likhi thi....

Posted 19 Oct 2006

LiL_DollY says
OH WOW...

That sounded like a HECKA cCOool evening. I wish I was there.

I would be sitting with the girls like:

Yup thaz my Cuz...He's MINE!...lolz

JOkin..

I'd get the number of that girl for you.

2 bad were too far away.

Posted 19 Oct 2006

nikama says
ye BEHAN vali bat se to mujhe bhi nafrat he
best of luck romeo!
ghar to pata chal hi gaya he,ab ais akaro un ko apne ghar invite karo iftari per
Posted 19 Oct 2006

Ashii says
read start and the end
par kuch kuch samajh aa gai


toba tobaaa
aftaari mei niyat kharab
Posted 19 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
MysteriousRomeo said:



DONT MAKE ME POST SAME LINE
jo mein ney msn per likhi thi....




tu jo next mashwara diya tha    us per bhi amal na kerna
Posted 19 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
LiL_DollY said:

OH WOW...

That sounded like a HECKA cCOool evening. I wish I was there.

I would be sitting with the girls like:

Yup thaz my Cuz...He's MINE!...lolz

JOkin..

I'd get the number of that girl for you.

2 bad were too far away.


dolly is ke pass abhi aik chance hai
Posted 19 Oct 2006

Dolly:- Yeah it was fun......kind of I guess.
But damnnnnn she had nail polish on her feet
Is that allowed in Ramadhan ??

Come back to Queens........
Oh btw I'm going to Manhattan Desi Mela you going ???




And get me some desi chick from NSQ College side
Posted 19 Oct 2006

Nikama:- yeah aur koi rishta nahi milta...
fatt behan bana detay hein..

Ashi:- I know Kiya keroon....
Posted 19 Oct 2006

cutiefriend.... aik dafa mil tu sahi......... qasmayyyy
Posted 19 Oct 2006

TUMHARE SAATH HAMESHA AISA HI HOTA HAI
Posted 19 Oct 2006

kaisa ??
Posted 20 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
MysteriousRomeo said:

cutiefriend.... aik dafa mil tu sahi......... qasmayyyy



chal aj se tum ko ideas nai denye ab
bas
Posted 20 Oct 2006

LiL_DollY says
MysteriousRomeo said:

Dolly:- Yeah it was fun......kind of I guess.
But damnnnnn she had nail polish on her feet
Is that allowed in Ramadhan ??

Come back to Queens........
Oh btw I'm going to Manhattan Desi Mela you going ???




And get me some desi chick from NSQ College side




you want a desi chick from this side
impossible

Yeah...girls can wear nail polish in ramadan if they are excused from
fasting and prayer because of their monthly cycle.

No I aint going to the da** mela
...but get me some mendhi cones and
some hot pink turqiouse silver chumkey.

Posted 20 Oct 2006

Asian says
men are so niave
Posted 20 Oct 2006

Dolly:- I got this Nadra Kone Mehndi... so rangli....
Khaaaalish Multaani hai....
Aaj hee States se ayee hai,.
lol

And oh I see those periods.
But she was fasting...

Asian:- Whats up Asian how do you do ??
Posted 21 Oct 2006

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