FALOOODA

KING OF JB said:

Rehan M Din said:

KING OF JB said:

oye apun k dhanday main ya nahi allowed ai bat samaj main

Kon sa dhanda...???

ya ek dhanda

kon sa?????

KING OF JB said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

acha jeee

pareshan nahi ho... aiwaen keh raha hai...

es say pooch jisay kaha

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya

   dill hay    kay manta   nahiiiiiiiiiiii
"

aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...

ham thory phank rahy hay yah to zalim samaj hay

yeh akela poora samaj kesay ho sakta hai...?

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya

   dill hay    kay manta   nahiiiiiiiiiiii
"

aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...

pyaar se samjhao

Benazir Bhutto sahiba ko batao...

KING OF JB said:

Rehan M Din said:

KING OF JB said:

ub yaad rekhna bcuz tum bhool jatya hoo her bar

Dobara batao gay to bill aa jae ga...??

haan na ub tumahra miter cut giya han to es main humara kiya kasoor

Mera meter kata nahi jall gya tha... new lag jae ga aaj...

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya

   dill hay    kay manta   nahiiiiiiiiiiii
"

aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...

ham thory phank rahy hay yah to zalim samaj hay

yeh akela poora samaj kesay ho sakta hai...?

...............................tah   ap jano gay

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya

   dill hay    kay manta   nahiiiiiiiiiiii
"

aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...

pyaar se samjhao

Benazir Bhutto sahiba ko batao...

   molana sahib app nahi samghy gay dill kay mamly ko

kyoun meray passs dillll nahi hai...

KING OF JB said:

yaar ap ko khutba nikah ata hain

Khutba no problem...
tusi lawazmat poray karo...

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya

   dill hay    kay manta   nahiiiiiiiiiiii
"

aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...

pyaar se samjhao

Benazir Bhutto sahiba ko batao...

   molana sahib app nahi samghy gay dill kay mamly ko

kyoun meray passs dillll nahi hai...

Rehan M Din said:

Kon sa fatwa...???

KING OF JB said:

Rehan M Din said:

KING OF JB said:

yaar ap ko khutba nikah ata hain

Khutba no problem...
tusi lawazmat poray karo...

lay das main tay kafi dayr da intizar karan diya wa

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

Kon sa fatwa...???

nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
   yah   shadi nahi ho sakty aksar   filmon may app jesy molana sahib   hi hoty hya naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

woh hamaray jesay molana nahi.. aap key jesi masi musebtay hoti hain...
j/k

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

bus jee ab hum boltay hee nai jao

jee ab jaake kahin normal huwe hai

MANAGER

bolo bolo... roka to nahi bolnay sai...

pehlay abnormal thay...


Suntay he nahi manager uncle...

jao mei nai bolta

jee

manager

mera bhai naraj ho gya...


lagta hai kutt khani hai...

paray ho


ahooo

awwwwwww... mera bhai...


Littar sai ya fir danday sai...

jo u ko pasand hai shiroo hojao hum hazir hai

aao gay fir sochain gay keh kis cheez sai kutt lagaen...
wesay donon hee ho jen to kitna acha hai na ...

ayee hayee kya maza aayega

kutttt mai maza...

haan kaafi arsa hogaya na

pehlay kon lagata tha....   

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

aap kehtay ho to AC ya cooler on karde

itni jaldi...
NAMONIA....

hain jee namonia kahan se aagaya beech mei

Thand mai AC ho ga to Namonia hee ho ga na...
Ham woh to nahi jo martay hee thand sai hain....

yaar idhar to kuch houses mei no fans just AC
raat ko AC full kambal hora aram se soya

AC wid blanket....

ahoo alag hee maza aata hai thandak mei bhi gharmi ka ehsas

yeh alag nahi ikatha maza hai...

haan haan wohi wohi

pehlay kyoun ghalat bola tha...

kyunki dekhna chahta tha keh aap sahi ho ya nahi

Itnay tusi EINSTEIN.....

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

awaz to nai aayi

photo to aa rahi hai na...

yeh kya mujhe donno mazay chahiye

Kisi ka dil toooting aur tusi enjoying...???

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya

   dill hay    kay manta   nahiiiiiiiiiiii
"

aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...

pyaar se samjhao

Benazir Bhutto sahiba ko batao...

Rehan M Din said:

KING OF JB said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

acha jeee

pareshan nahi ho... aiwaen keh raha hai...

es say pooch jisay kaha

pehlay batao kaha kis ko hai...

~CHANDNI~ said:

nahi   jeeeeeeee    app&n bsp;  dobara   2   yah 3 movez dekho pata chal jay   ga app ko

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

bus jee ab hum boltay hee nai jao

jee ab jaake kahin normal huwe hai

MANAGER

bolo bolo... roka to nahi bolnay sai...

pehlay abnormal thay...


Suntay he nahi manager uncle...

jao mei nai bolta

jee

manager

mera bhai naraj ho gya...


lagta hai kutt khani hai...

paray ho


ahooo

awwwwwww... mera bhai...


Littar sai ya fir danday sai...

jo u ko pasand hai shiroo hojao hum hazir hai

aao gay fir sochain gay keh kis cheez sai kutt lagaen...
wesay donon hee ho jen to kitna acha hai na ...

ayee hayee kya maza aayega

kutttt mai maza...

haan kaafi arsa hogaya na

pehlay kon lagata tha....   

sub batadoon haath pair katwaloon
chal dafa ho

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya

   dill hay    kay manta   nahiiiiiiiiiiii
"

aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...

pyaar se samjhao

Benazir Bhutto sahiba ko batao...

benazir nai phoppo hai woh

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

nahi   jeeeeeeee    app   dobara   2   yah 3 movez dekho pata chal jay   ga app ko

Movies kay naam bhee bataen zara...

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

aap kehtay ho to AC ya cooler on karde

itni jaldi...
NAMONIA....

hain jee namonia kahan se aagaya beech mei

Thand mai AC ho ga to Namonia hee ho ga na...
Ham woh to nahi jo martay hee thand sai hain....

yaar idhar to kuch houses mei no fans just AC
raat ko AC full kambal hora aram se soya

AC wid blanket....

ahoo alag hee maza aata hai thandak mei bhi gharmi ka ehsas

yeh alag nahi ikatha maza hai...

haan haan wohi wohi

pehlay kyoun ghalat bola tha...

kyunki dekhna chahta tha keh aap sahi ho ya nahi

Itnay tusi EINSTEIN.....

na assi minstein

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

awaz to nai aayi

photo to aa rahi hai na...

yeh kya mujhe donno mazay chahiye

Kisi ka dil toooting aur tusi enjoying...???

arre rehndo yaar
tasweeron mei kya hai

Kon si tasveerain...

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya

   dill hay    kay manta   nahiiiiiiiiiiii
"

aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...

pyaar se samjhao

Benazir Bhutto sahiba ko batao...

benazir nai phoppo hai woh

~CHANDNI~ said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya

   dill hay    kay manta   nahiiiiiiiiiiii
"

aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...

pyaar se samjhao

Benazir Bhutto sahiba ko batao...

benazir nai phoppo hai woh

chup jalad

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

   nahi   jeeeeeeee   ;  app   dobara   2   yah  &n bsp;3 movez dekho pata chal jay   ga app ko

Movies kay naam bhee bataen zara...

   abb   thora kam to khod kar lo yah sab ham hi karyn

aap nay kaha hai to aap hee naam bhe bataen...