funny jokes hahaha

thax natasha and heart_hacker and

darkness!

what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wandaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

oh

angel_sedosti said:

darkness!

ji kuch kehna hai apne

angel_sedosti said:

welcome friend what about my jokes ?

VVVVRY NICE

nahi kuch kehna nahi hai darkness and thax

very nice joke mojoo

great works

more jokes plz

ok natasha

1-A good friend is one who tells you to study well…

But a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts
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2-
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!



But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.

Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.

Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’

Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.

Give me two reasons why I should go to school.

Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!
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3-Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
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4-Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sardar : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke patthe — EVERY YEAR
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thanx gowher

thx natasha and heart and king

angel_sedosti said:

thx natasha and heart and king

welcome

want more....

ok

1-Aik chor ne aik bakri chori ki,pair apnay aik dost ko bataya k main ne aik bakri chori ki hai,dost ne kaha yar yeh to tune boht galat kia,agar kisi ko pata chala to log kia kahain gay?doray ne kaha logoon ko kia pata?pehle ne phir kaha k qayamat k din jab tera hisab hoga to woh BAKRI teri KAMEEZ ka pallu pakar le gi,tab tu kia karay ga,dosray ne zara sochnay k baad kaha,main qayamat k din KAMEEZ pehn kar he nahin jaoon ga.....
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2-Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai

Knjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai
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3-zindagi main agar kuch ker dikhana hai.to kuch aisa ker jao kay jis gali aur jis muhale se guzro to her ghar se aawaz aahay.PAPA AAGAY PAPA AAGAY
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4-Your Colleague: Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! New packages dekh.... New language seekh. Night out Maar.... Fundoo programming kar like me....! Do something cool man !!

You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga ..

Your Colleague : Impression!! ! Appraisal !!! Har appraisal main tu No 1! Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks

You: Phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!! Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the Company man !!

You : Acchha to phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega! Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.

You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon????
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Yw

nice

3-Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

Santa asks: Who r u?

Wife: How dare you forget your wife?

Santa: Nasha har gham ko bhula deta hai

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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?

Santa: Can't you read???
'Parking for two wheelers only'

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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke perh to sakoonga?

Doctor: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anparh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.??!!!

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Santa: Raat film main ek churail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...

Jee to: Koun si film thi ?

Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

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Santa apni girl friend ko I Love You kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: I'm falling in love.

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hahahahahhaha very nice   

nice

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