Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted : $10. Teacher : You don't know maths. Ted : You don't know my father!
Mother : David, come here. David : Yes, mum? Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow. Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 Father : So? Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. Son : If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
A mother and daughter were doing dishes while the father and son were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The son turned to look at his father.
Son : It's mummy! Father : How do you know? Son : She didn't say anything.
Old lady : Doctor, I've got a pain in my left leg. Doctor (after examining her) : It's caused by old age. Old lady : Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it's as old as the left leg.
Two men were facing each other on the train. First man : I know my hearing isn't that good, but I never thought this would happen. I must have gotten stone deaf. Here you have been talking to me for an hour and I can't hear a word. Second man : I wasn't speaking. I was only chewing gum.
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simon: You are looking worried john, Why? jonn: My girl friend chew her nails. simon: Oh! but its OK, lots of girls chew their nails john: Toe nails???
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Teacher:"In algebra, A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give me a relevant example". Student:"Sir, I love you & you love your daughter, it means that I love her."
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Two angry neighbors Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.
So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.
Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.
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here are some frm my side
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (I am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (Weird) ; 2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (To be given a thought) &nbs p; 3. What is the speed of darkness? (Absurd) &nbs p; 4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (Very good thinking) &nb sp; 5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (Who Knows?) ; 6. Can you cry under water? (Let me try) &n bsp; 7. Why do people say, "Youve been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else) & nbsp; 8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) 9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (Let me ask and tell) & nbsp; 10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (By ones eyes) & nbsp; 11. What does OK actually mean? (OK, I don't know) & nbsp; 12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (Tonight I will stay and watch) 13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (Seed) 14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) &nb sp; 15. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) &nb sp; 16. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (Can somebody help?) 17. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (Yes u can) &n bsp; 18. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (Strange isn't it) &nb sp; 19. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (Got to think scientifically) &nb sp; 20. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (I don't have a change to try) &n bsp; 21. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (Very nice) & nbsp; 22. I f a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (This is nice) & nbsp; 23. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (Stupid, break the law)
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband:please slow down the speed of car Wife:No please No please No please No pls Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident
aap ho na woh girl
