ILU

no response matlab sharma gayee

phelay woh jo invisible girl hai usko visibile to karwow
sharam to bad ki bat hai

simon: You are looking worried john, Why?
jonn: My girl friend chew her nails.
simon: Oh! but its OK, lots of girls chew their nails
john: Toe nails???

Fairl_Girl:

phelay woh jo invisible girl hai usko visibile to karwow
sharam to bad ki bat hai

aap ho na woh girl

ILU

kia kar sakte ho mere liye

A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the development of the Windows XP operating system...

• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

• BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

• Close your eyes and press escape three times.

• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

• Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

• Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

Teacher:"In algebra, A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give me a relevant example". Student:"Sir, I love you & you love your daughter, it means that I love her."

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what`s your phone number??

Fairl_Girl:

kia kar sakte ho mere liye

zyada kuch nai bus tareef karne mei mahir hoo mei

yeh sub bhi kar sakta hoo mei apna number dedo ill giv u a ring

I HAV'T MOBILE

Mujrim:

Fairl_Girl:

kia kar sakte ho mere liye

zyada kuch nai bus tareef karne mei mahir hoo mei

NAHAI CHAHIYE JI APKI WIFE KE LIYE RAKHO

Two angry neighbors
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.

So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.

Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.

'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly.

THX TASHA

Fairl_Girl:

Mujrim:

Fairl_Girl:

kia kar sakte ho mere liye

zyada kuch nai bus tareef karne mei mahir hoo mei

NAHAI CHAHIYE JI APKI WIFE KE LIYE RAKHO

aapke liye na rakhoo jee

here are some frm my side

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (I am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (Weird)          ;  2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (To be given a thought)        &nbs p;      3. What is the speed of darkness? (Absurd)        &nbs p;    4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (Very good thinking)        &nb sp;      5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (Who Knows?)          ;      6. Can you cry under water? (Let me try)         &n bsp;   7. Why do people say, "Youve been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else)         & nbsp;     8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)                9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (Let me ask and tell)         & nbsp;   10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (By ones eyes)         & nbsp;     11. What does OK actually mean? (OK, I don't know)         & nbsp;     12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (Tonight I will stay and watch)                13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (Seed)                14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)        &nb sp;      15. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)        &nb sp;      16. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (Can somebody help?)                17. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (Yes u can)         &n bsp;     18. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (Strange isn't it)         &nb sp;     19. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (Got to think scientifically)       &nb sp;     20. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (I don't have a change to try)         &n bsp;     21. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (Very nice)         & nbsp;       22. I f a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (This is nice)         & nbsp;     23. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (Stupid, break the law)

mujrim.. smaj nahi aarahaaaaa

yeh apni tarhan kia post kia hai kuch samjh nahi ara ha

Mujrim:

Fairl_Girl:

Mujrim:

Fairl_Girl:

kia kar sakte ho mere liye

zyada kuch nai bus tareef karne mei mahir hoo mei

NAHAI CHAHIYE JI APKI WIFE KE LIYE RAKHO

aapke liye na rakhoo jee

wife ke liye rakho ge to woh apko ghar mai rehnay dehgi

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine?

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres




Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,
Husband:please slow down the speed of car
Wife:No
please
No
please
No
please
No
pls
Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident

Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master



Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested



Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two

boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

Fairl_Girl:

Mujrim:

Fairl_Girl:

Mujrim:

Fairl_Girl:

kia kar sakte ho mere liye

zyada kuch nai bus tareef karne mei mahir hoo mei

NAHAI CHAHIYE JI APKI WIFE KE LIYE RAKHO

aapke liye na rakhoo jee

wife ke liye rakho ge to woh apko ghar mai rehnay dehgi

aap ho na

hosh mai ho