Bill Gates in Hell

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Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory.

St. Peter said to his, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".

So, Bill takes a look at hell and see's these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches.

Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that.

So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell.

About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons.

He said to St. Peter, “What happened to all the beautifull women, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?”

Peter replied, “That was just the screen saver.”

Posted 07 Jul 2007

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Bill Gates and General Motors

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."

"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"

Posted 07 Jul 2007

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Posted 07 Jul 2007

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A middle aged woman lived alone except for her pet, a male parrot. The woman was very proud of her parrot because it would sit in the bottom of its cage, cross its wings, and pray. She was also a devout church goer and would often brag to the congregation about her faithful parrot.
One day the women was boasting about her parrot's prayers. An older gentleman was simply amazed by this. ''I have a female parrot and she's just terrible. My son raised her and all she does is curse. She's the most foul mouthed creature I've ever heard,'' he sighed. ''Maybe if we put my parrot with your parrot he would teach mine how to pray and stop cursing so much.''

The woman readily agreed to this and a few days later the gentleman brought his parrot by. The woman's parrot sat praying in the bottom of the cage as they placed the female inside with him. The parrot instantly stopped praying, hopped up, looked the female over and shouted, ''Hot damn!! This is what I've been praying for!!''

Posted 07 Jul 2007

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LOLZ!!!

Posted 07 Jul 2007

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gates and g.m

Posted 07 Jul 2007

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gud balli jee

Posted 07 Jul 2007

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That Darn Cat
There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.
He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.

The cat starts to stumble home, and when he came to the train tracks, he didn't notice a train coming down the tracks.

As he started to cross the tracks, the train zoomed by, and cut off his tail. The cat turned his head to see the damage, got his head stuck into the side of a speeding box car, and is instantly decapitated.

The moral of the story — don't lose your head over a piece of tail!

Posted 10 Jul 2007

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wot iz thiz

Posted 10 Jul 2007

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X-balli said:
That Darn Cat
There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.
He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.

The cat starts to stumble home, and when he came to the train tracks, he didn't notice a train coming down the tracks.

As he started to cross the tracks, the train zoomed by, and cut off his tail. The cat turned his head to see the damage, got his head stuck into the side of a speeding box car, and is instantly decapitated.

The moral of the story — don't lose your head over a piece of tail!

wow nice moral

Posted 10 Jul 2007

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gud work balli

Posted 11 Jul 2007

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did u gt the moral tashuu

Posted 11 Jul 2007

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Posted 13 Jul 2007

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Mujrim said:
did u gt the moral tashuu

did u???

Posted 15 Jul 2007

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~tasha~ said:

Mujrim said:
did u gt the moral tashuu

did u???

yupz i did

as i dnt hav a tail

Posted 15 Jul 2007

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Posted 15 Jul 2007

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y take risk yaar u neva knw whn tht tails grw

Posted 15 Jul 2007

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wedding vomit...this lil guy has perfect timing

White Trash.....u gotta be creative to survive

Wedding Cake....the politically incorrect version

Wakeup Call

Urinal Football.......some guys will turn anything into a sport

Underpressure...who says bald men aren't fun

Separation Anxiety....technology eddiction starts at an early age.

Surprise Attack....suburban Kung Fu group practices hiiiyaaaaaaaa

Quit stealing.....it may already be too late..lolz

quality time....a guy's gotta spend some time with his kids...lol

Pocket Kitty ....it doesnt get any cuter

Total Workaholic...this guy definitely needs a vacation...LOL

Posted 16 Jul 2007

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tfs balli

Posted 16 Jul 2007

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Pet Rumble....hes getting the snot beat out of him...lolz

Pink Vader....guaranteed to scare the crap out of you..lolz

Pig kiss.....the kid definitely has no fear of farm animals

NO Urinating.....why do we need this sign?

Long neck cat

Human Lighter

Mustaches....cleaning these things must be a chore.

Hungry Baby....the cat is definately not having fun...lolz

kid paint.....hope these guys know how to hitchhike....lolz

Posted 16 Jul 2007

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Housewife Of The Year............eat your heart out Jessica Simpson...LOLZ

Posted 16 Jul 2007

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted 16 Jul 2007

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Posted 16 Jul 2007

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mmja ki dhulaaaaaaiii..hes not having fun..lolzzz

Posted 17 Jul 2007

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Budget Bath...how to train a conservationist....lolz

Posted 17 Jul 2007

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very cute!!!!!

Posted 17 Jul 2007

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lolz gud 1 yaar balli jee

Posted 17 Jul 2007

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kya karoon control nahee hota

Posted 22 Jul 2007

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especially jesica simpson wali

Posted 22 Jul 2007

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Balli said:
Budget Bath...how to train a conservationist....lolz

awwww poor babyyyyyyyyyyy

Posted 22 Jul 2007

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