SMS Jokes

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Hello Members..Yahan saaray aisay Short Jokes Post kerainn Plz...jo hum SMS mainn use ker sakainn ...Thankoo
Posted 17 Aug 2007

new_beau says
BOY:

Darling mera kaan mainn kuchh garam sa kuchh naram sa    kuchh namkin sa kuchh meetha sa kaho...

GIRL: (Shermaatay Huwe)

HALWA POORI

Posted 17 Aug 2007

new_beau says
WIFE:

India Jao, tou Sarhee bhaijhna

Dubai Jao, tou Jewellry bhaijhna

France Jao, tou Perfume bhaijhna

HUSBAND: (jal kay bola)

Aur Agar JAHANNUM mainn jaoon tou kiya bhaijhoon ?

WIFE:

APNI VIDEO    
Posted 17 Aug 2007

^dewaja^ says
Posted 17 Aug 2007

Miss U Miss U sab kahein, par actually miss kare na koi. Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band kyun hoye!
Posted 17 Aug 2007

Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.
Posted 17 Aug 2007

Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut - Just think about ME!
Posted 17 Aug 2007

Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari, aapki pyaari sabki pyari, Rampyari. Ladke ka naam kya hai.
Ladkewale: Hamara Gu, aapka Gu, ham sabka gu JAGGU
Posted 17 Aug 2007

Ek c Raja...
Ek c Rani...
Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?
Posted 17 Aug 2007

Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again
Posted 17 Aug 2007

Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?
Posted 17 Aug 2007

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
Posted 17 Aug 2007

People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work…make less mistakes,
People who do no work…make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes…get promoted.
Posted 17 Aug 2007

Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !
Posted 17 Aug 2007

veer_zaara says
new_beau said:

WIFE:

India Jao, tou Sarhee bhaijhna

Dubai Jao, tou Jewellry bhaijhna

France Jao, tou Perfume bhaijhna

HUSBAND: (jal kay bola)

Aur Agar JAHANNUM mainn jaoon tou kiya bhaijhoon ?

WIFE:

APNI VIDEO    




Posted 17 Aug 2007

apnayaar says
its toooooooo nice
Posted 18 Aug 2007


exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.


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Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola"


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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai


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Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bher mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein


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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!


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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!


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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

Posted 20 Aug 2007

May Be says
nice sms
Posted 22 Aug 2007

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